...cute, but creepy The Doclopedia #2,623 My Android Staff: Dixie Name: Dixie Job: Greenhouse Manager Description: A short, grandmotherly looking woman with brown skin, green eyes, and a hard to pin down accent, Dixie is in charge of our greenhouses. She tends all of the various climatic zones with loving care, and the help of … Continue reading Juice Foxes →

...for the fifth time The Doclopedia #2,622 My Android Staff: David Name: David Job: Supervisor of the Zoo Room Description: If you guessed that David looks like David Attenborough at 40, you are correct. Despite the name “Zoo Room” that area of the Bus contains 4 zoos and aquariums that cover a total area of … Continue reading Uncle Swifty Gets Married →

...chomp chomp The Doclopedia #2,621 My Android Staff: Archie Name: Archie Job: Manager of the TV/Movie Theaters Description: Archie looks somewhat like a very young, redheaded, Martin Scorsese. He is 5'5'' tall, slightly pudgy, very outgoing, extremely passionate about entertainment, and liable to start acting out scenes from movies or TV episodes right in the … Continue reading A Garden That Eats You →

...often in the same body The Doclopedia #2,620 My Android Staff: Julia Name: Julia Job: Head Chef Description: She may sound and act like Julia Child, but the body she chose is of a 30 year old, 6' tall African American woman with culinary tattoos and white hair. Julia and her two co-chefs, Jacques and … Continue reading Kings And Rascals →

...if you want to The Doclopedia #2,619 My Android Staff: Mrs. Hudson Name: Mrs. Hudson Job: Head Housekeeper and #1 Ladies Maid to Grace, my wife. Description: Our beloved Mrs. Hudson looks and sounds like Elsa Lanchester at around 30. Her eyes are violet. She is in charge of all our housekeeping staff and runs … Continue reading How To Find Ghosts →

...don't do it The Doclopedia #2,618 My Android Staff: Alfred Name: Alfred Job: Second Butler Description: Alfred looks, acts and sounds exactly like a 40 year old Vincent Price. He is the snarkiest of our staff and I love that about him. Like his namesake in the comic books and movies, he does not hesitate … Continue reading Zoo Camping →

...in which Sherlock Holmes is flummoxed The Doclopedia #2,615 Milkshakes!: Marshmallow & Bourbon Seven regular sized marshmallows, lightly toasted Three scoops of French vanilla ice creamTwo ounces of good bourbonTwo ounces half & halfBlend six of the marshmallows with the ice cream, bourbon and half & half. Serve in a beer mug with the seventh … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Dangerous Schoolgirls →