...co-starring her second cousin, Clarence Philpot How I Spent Christmas Eve, 2015 (A series of tweets) Santa Claus just called and said he is gonna stop by for a quick visit. Cool! Oh fucking swell! Santa just showed up and he's shitfaced. I told him to just drink milk, not scotch! AIIIEEE!!! He's pissing … Continue reading The “Holy Shit, We Nearly Missed Posting In June” Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Echidna
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A Mink Wearing Pink Climbed Into A Sink To Have A Think
...he was on the brink and boy, did he stink The Doclopedia #902 Useful Holiday Spells: Create Fruitcake Golem If you want a helpful, yet mindless, servant for the holidays, try this spell. You'll need about two dozen good sided fruitcakes, which you will cut up, then reassemble into a humanoid shape. Once the … Continue reading A Mink Wearing Pink Climbed Into A Sink To Have A Think
The Rare And Beautiful And Jolly Scampering Santa Squirrels Of Potawango Island
...they leave gifts for other animals The Doclopedia #898 Useful Holiday Spells: Wrap Present If you have lots of presents that need wrapping, but you hate or suck at wrapping presents, this is the spell for you. For every point of Mana you put into it, you can wrap up to one cubic foot of … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Jolly Scampering Santa Squirrels Of Potawango Island
I Did My Xmas Shopping In Knockturn Alley
...they had great sales MERRY HAPPY!!! HAPPY MERRY!!! Ok, so last night was the Annual Family Xmas Get Together And Gift Exchange. Lots of folks there...my mom, sis and brother in law, brother and sis in law, both my nephews (Zach & Chris), my niece Molly and her husband and a bunch of other people. … Continue reading I Did My Xmas Shopping In Knockturn Alley
The 17 Ways To Make Cosmic Cookies
...and Santa thought he was flying before he ate 'em Ho ho fucking ho! Once again, an Xmas weekend is upon us. Here, for no other reason than to fill up a blog entry and maybe entertain you, is Uncle Doc's schedule. Friday Night: Cook dinner for My Sweet Little Albino Grey Squirrel Of Love...have … Continue reading The 17 Ways To Make Cosmic Cookies
Dark Green Happy Soup
...just like our mom unit used to make Ho ho bloody ho! Here's that 12 Days of Xmas meme. On the twelfth day of Christmas, doccross sent to me... Twelve pigs drumming Eleven rpgs writing Ten chiles a-gardening Nine animals cooking Eight zoos a-reading Seven blues a-travelling Six parrots a-hiking Five ani-i-i-imated cartoons Four wild … Continue reading Dark Green Happy Soup
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