...in a pedal powered airship . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,254 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Cam Born into a poor Vietnamese family, 11 year old Cam was about to be married to a 45 year old man when she did the unthinkable by running away. For most girls, that would have meant … Continue reading Mister Porkwaffle And Professor Silkmelon Go Flying
Month: November 2020
Sponge Party
...don't ask . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,252 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Audrey Audrey is a mutant for hire in 2030 Boston on Earth 386-D. Her power is the manipulation of gravity in localized areas. She is most popular as a construction site worker on home building site, but also finds plenty … Continue reading Sponge Party
Module K-1: Assault Upon The Castle Of The Pigeon King
...for characters level 3-5 . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Spiders, Man Are there really spiders “the size of Shetland Ponies” running around in Creek Valley, Texas? Several witnesses swear to it and a bunch of cattle are missing. A couple of people are unaccounted for, too. … Continue reading Module K-1: Assault Upon The Castle Of The Pigeon King
What It Was, Was A Jelly Fight
...grape jelly was everywhere . Become a Patron! . My Town, By Cora Hayes 330 Glass Street: Glass Street Market Diagonally across the street from my house is the Glass Street Market, the oldest grocer in town. It started off in 1793 as Morgan's Trading Post. Once the first settlers started putting down roots, around … Continue reading What It Was, Was A Jelly Fight
Nothing Here To See
...need to post fast . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Our Party Encounters The Unexpected Dogsday1, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, As I write this, we are hiding in a small side tunnel in hopes of avoiding getting eaten by several hundred zargoblins. I shall explain how … Continue reading Nothing Here To See
The Road To The Stairway To The Temple Of Interesting Stuff
...it's a long trip, really . Once again, I change things around. "A Short Lecture" will return someday. . The Doclopedia #2,250 A Tour Of The Magic Bus: Library Let's get this straight right up front: She want's to be called “Library”. Not The Library, or The Librarian, or anything else. Just “Library”. Call her … Continue reading The Road To The Stairway To The Temple Of Interesting Stuff
Chapter 1: In Which Young Dan Leaves The Farm, Goes To London, And Soon Becomes Our Hero
...I can't believe I never did Chapter 1 . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,248 A Tour Of The Magic Bus: The Shoe Room This room is a 60X60 foot room with a 20 foot ceiling and one door. As the name sort of indicates, it is piled high with all sorts and … Continue reading Chapter 1: In Which Young Dan Leaves The Farm, Goes To London, And Soon Becomes Our Hero
Meet Freddy The Spoon
...not a mobster, but an actual spoon . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Ghost Coasties Things are getting spooky out on the West Coast. Ghost sightings are up 800%! Surfer ghosts, ghostly fishing boats, haunted lumber mills, and spectral tourists on the Space Needle are just a … Continue reading Meet Freddy The Spoon
Wigglin’ & Gigglin’
...and jigglin' . Become a Patron! . My Town, By Cora Hayes 335 Glass Street: Yussef's Boarding House My neighbors to the north are Ibrahim Yussef and his wife, Idrani. They came here back in '09 from Ethiopia and had just enough money to buy the old and rundown Bailey home. They worked odd jobs … Continue reading Wigglin’ & Gigglin’
How I Met Buggerwank Camelpatch
...who played Slikblok Gnomes on the telly . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary We Attempt To Beat The Heat Rabbitsday1, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, we are underground again and have been for a day and a half. Much like the route through the Wall Mountains, … Continue reading How I Met Buggerwank Camelpatch
Dice Rollin’ Blues
...because of all the damned 1's . A Short Lecture You And Your Cat Let's start this lecture off by saying that if the cat is not yours, you had best either put it back where you found it or wait for a lecture titled “You And The Cat You Stole, You Catnapping Bastard!” Now, … Continue reading Dice Rollin’ Blues
Astounding & Amazing Tales Of Spicy Spy Adventures
...on news stands now . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,246 A Tour Of The Magic Bus: The Living Room The living room is the room where we all hang out and it's big. When you walk in the doorway from the cab of the bus, one of the first things you notice is … Continue reading Astounding & Amazing Tales Of Spicy Spy Adventures
Cannibal Baby Invasion
...wait! babies don't have teeth! . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Little Green Women Looks like a change of pace from the average gray aliens/men in black sort of UFO encounter. This is 3 totally separate encounters, each at least 20 miles from the other and all … Continue reading Cannibal Baby Invasion
The Coming Time Of Worried Turkeys
...hams, not so worried . Become a Patron! . My Town, By Cora Hayes 331 Glass Street: The Snow House On the south side of my property, you'll find the Snow House, a fine old 3 story home built in 1872 by Wyndham Snow, a wealthy man who moved to town to become a land … Continue reading The Coming Time Of Worried Turkeys
Loser McLoserface Loses The Race
...and turns into a shitty diapered baby. . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Guests Of The Aiya Foxday 1, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, travel through the desert is not any better than it was the last time we did it. The major difference this time … Continue reading Loser McLoserface Loses The Race
Doc Tempest VS The Queen Of Murder
...from the April 1951 issue . Become a Patron! . A Short Lecture Gardening As A Hobby I am informed by my friends with dirt stains in the knees of their jeans and soil under their fingernails that gardening is both a relaxing hobby and a way to beautify your landscape. I was also told … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Queen Of Murder
The Rare And Beautiful Blushing Pangolins Of Potawango Island
...we have no idea why they are blushing. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,244 Alien Porn: On Grevantir 5 Mskl approached Vbsp slowly, extending both of his claspers and two of his manipulators. He could smell her readiness, which caused him to blush bright green. She, in turn, had gone entirely rigid and … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Blushing Pangolins Of Potawango Island
Mashed Peas & Pumpkin: A Mad Scientists Dinner
...and she loved it . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Suburban Sasquatch You've gotten 3 separate reports, one of which has video evidence, of Bigfoot wandering around the backyards of suburban San Jose, California. The video is pretty clear and it sure looks like Bigfoot. But is … Continue reading Mashed Peas & Pumpkin: A Mad Scientists Dinner
Rabbi Bob And The Great Sword Scam Of 1978
...hint: the swords were not real antiques . Become a Patron! . My Town, By Cora Hayes 333 Glass Street: My House I'm Cora Hayes and I'm a Seeker for hire. Think of a combination detective, spy, explorer and information dealer. I seek out and find things that people want, from information to other people.In … Continue reading Rabbi Bob And The Great Sword Scam Of 1978
Puzzy Fuppies
...I love Duppy Fogs! . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Preparations For Desert Travel Ottersday 4, Comet Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, these last two days have been busy, but not terribly interesting. For the most part, we have been preparing to cross the desert that lies … Continue reading Puzzy Fuppies
The Flying Spanaducci Sister Star In “Dancing Down To Georgia”
...co-starring Eddie Klamont and Cecil Purklins . Become a Patron! . A Short Lecture Writing Your Novel First of all, let's forget that whole write a novel in a month foolishness. No, if you decide to write a novel, you need to take as long as it takes. Of course, if you take too long, … Continue reading The Flying Spanaducci Sister Star In “Dancing Down To Georgia”
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