…by John H, Watson, MD
The Doclopedia #3,535
Mad, Bad, And Dangerous To Know: Surk The Troll
(A tip of the old bandana to Caroline King for inspiring this theme.)
Nurg: We talk Surk. Surk bad bad. Surk attack hooms and elvsis and dwarfs. Kill most. Others ride off fast.
Hirx: Nurg talk true. Surk eat one hoom, then eat elv. Lorsk try to stop Surk, but Surk kill Lorsk. We all run here, Tovnar. You sat thing to do. Surk be back here soon.
Tovnar: Surk biggest troll. Very bad. Hooms and others might come. Bad bad. How to stop Surk? Have female offer Surk fire ale. Give plenty. Give food with salt. Surk eat it, drink more. When Surk sleep, you go pour oil on him, them make fire. Lots of oil. Burn all up. Then Surk gone.
Nurg: Good good! We will do. No more Surk.
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