Real Housewives Of Gotham City

...they are a VERY strange bunch Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,293 Strange Bandanas: The Solid Orange One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… The solid orange bandana has no design on it, being just a bright orange color. … Continue reading Real Housewives Of Gotham City →

Life’s A Long Song

...but the tune ends to soon for us all The following three entries are about alternate world versions of my friend Jeff Mackintosh, a totally swell guy from Canada who recently lost his fight with cancer. Now, I could have written something sad and serious that goes well with the lump in my throat … Continue reading Life’s A Long Song →

Magnetic Super Gloves

...they let you do super magnetic stuff! The Doclopedia #1,288 The Alphabet: Z is for… Zaan Beasts...are a type of carnivorous night predator found on Sklesis 3 in the Earth 6-H reality. They are about the size of a rhinoceros, but much lighter and faster. They look very much like a cross between a dire … Continue reading Magnetic Super Gloves →

Rocket G-Men! Episode 3: Nazi Lap Dancers!

...I just misread that as Nazi LARP dancers Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,286 The Alphabet: Y is for… YOW!...was, depending upon who you ask, either a moment of genius in television programming or the worst fuckup in television history. There truly seems to be no middle ground. In 1969, … Continue reading Rocket G-Men! Episode 3: Nazi Lap Dancers! →

Sassy Voles Ridiculed My Wombat

...and made it cry Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,284 The Alphabet: X is for… XinGaNox...is the name of the Great Hero of the Cluur People of Altair 5. Born in 1399, XinGaNox became an ordained Most Holy Warrior in 1420, during the Cluur/Hwiffa War. Many infidels fell before … Continue reading Sassy Voles Ridiculed My Wombat →

Monster Manual Volume 15: Really Nasty Kitchen Tool Golems

...that Cheese Grater Golem is terrifying Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,282 The Alphabet: W is for… Werewolves Of Milwaukee..., a subject the state of Wisconsin on Earth 1-K wishes everyone else would forget. In 1983, people in and around Milwaukee began reporting “dog people” or “werewolf” sightings in rural … Continue reading Monster Manual Volume 15: Really Nasty Kitchen Tool Golems →

Tales Of Interplanetary Fishing

...in this issue: Venusian Walleyes! The Doclopedia #1,280 The Alphabet: V is for… Valley Of The Undead...is a location on Earth 4-B, which is a post apocalypse world that was ravaged by supernatural creatures, mostly the undead. The valley in question is in India and runs 90 miles long by an average of 20 miles … Continue reading Tales Of Interplanetary Fishing →

The Triumphant Return Of the Five Blue Budgies

...rumor has it they made parole this time Have I mentioned that Sasha needs your questions for a new rant? Well, she does! Just leave them in the comments here. Thanks, folks! The Doclopedia #1,278 The Alphabet: U is for… Unknown Jones...was the starring character in a series of 15 B movies made by the … Continue reading The Triumphant Return Of the Five Blue Budgies →

Sasha Jane With The Crazy Brain

...we actually call her that The Doclopedia #1,276 The Alphabet: T is for… Trogloducks...are a cave dwelling form of primitive duck found in the Lost Lands of DuckWorld 1-D. They are about 20% larger than civilized ducks and twice as strong. Fortunately, they are rather peaceful hunters and gatherers who mostly only come out of … Continue reading Sasha Jane With The Crazy Brain →

Why Didn’t The Girl Scouts Dance For Us?

...all they wanted to do was make out Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,274 The Alphabet: S is for… Snake People of Venus... a deadly and cunning race of snakelike beings inhabiting the fetid swamps of the South Venusian lowlands. Despite their snakey bodies, they have four legs and two … Continue reading Why Didn’t The Girl Scouts Dance For Us? →

Island Of Lost Moles

...they wandered here years ago. The Doclopedia #1,272 The Alphabet: R is for… Reality Anchor...or Quantum Vibratory Signature, is the frequency that everything in a given dimension vibrates at. It is called a Reality Anchor because it will always eventually override whatever process took you into a different reality and bring you back home. … Continue reading Island Of Lost Moles →

It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Face Gets Stuck That Way

...your mother WARNED you, didn't she? The Doclopedia #1,270 The Alphabet: Q is for… Quill Beast..., also known as a Spiny Terror. Imagine a 7 foot tall cross between an Ogre and a porcupine and you are not far off as to what a Quill Beast looks like. They are big, dumb, easy … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Face Gets Stuck That Way →

Don’t Worry About The Faceless Children

...well, okay, maybe you should worry Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,268 The Alphabet: P is for… Prazik Day…is the BEST day, Citizens! Our Most Leaders have decreed it so! On Prazik Day, you will.. Enjoy the wine of Lugoo! Dance merrily in the streets if you are a Citizen … Continue reading Don’t Worry About The Faceless Children →

The Terrible Oyster Gun

...WTF? Sasha Explains It All News Of My Death Will Be Greatly Exaggerated Death. It happens to all of us. Happens to ecosystems, both local and global. Happens to planets, stars, galaxies and some folks believe, the universe itself. You are gonna die. Everybody you know is gonna die. We are ALL going to … Continue reading The Terrible Oyster Gun →

Handsome Joe And The New Dog House

...Handsome Joe is everybody's favorite basset hound Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,266 The Alphabet: O is for… Oregon Plague...is the common name for a virulent disease that first appeared in the coastal town of Newport, Oregon in the summer of 1988 and rapidly spread across first North America, then … Continue reading Handsome Joe And The New Dog House →

The Mysterious And Spooky, But Still Somewhat Jolly, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Half-Assed Plan Of Fu Manchu

...co-starring her pet goose, Gus Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,264 The Alphabet: N is for… NoodleQuest...was, in the early days of computer games, one of the best selling games worldwide. While the graphics were simple and the sound was even simpler, the challenge of collecting bowls of noodles that … Continue reading The Mysterious And Spooky, But Still Somewhat Jolly, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Half-Assed Plan Of Fu Manchu →