...co-starring her Uncle Squeamy, who drinks too much Of late, my posts here have been less than great. I shall try to change that. Saturday Plans So, anyway, it's after 10:00 am on a Saturday and I'm still lazing about. Grace is on a food shopping expedition, the girls are sleeping after a prolonged wrasslin' … Continue reading The Very Humorous Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Baboon Who Juggled Eggs
Month: June 2007
My Years In The Giant Mecha Army
...including the dinosaur wars Robot RPG, Part 2 So, the adult version of the Robot RPG would (without going into my ideas about a background) deal with more mature issues, such as having a human intelligence in a robotic body or what being virtually immortal would mean or what it might be like to be … Continue reading My Years In The Giant Mecha Army
Crispy Pork Chop Hat
...dogs will love you, pigs will hate you Thoughts On A Robot RPG My overall idea is to create two versions of a game about being a robot. The Kids version is about being a happy little robot who has to (along with a group of robot friends) do something like explore an area, deliver … Continue reading Crispy Pork Chop Hat
Sally Smithfield Builds A Warp Drive
...out of common household items First off HAPPY BIRTHDAY to avylou! Here's looking at you, kid. Weekend Report Saturday evening, at 7:00, my niece Molly got married. Grace and I attended what turned out to be a very nice and mercifully quick ceremony. The reception afterward was fun and I got pretty hammered on my … Continue reading Sally Smithfield Builds A Warp Drive
The Flying Skunkpigs Attack Again
...and this time, it's personal Oh, look, the "High School" meme! (ganked from ) 1. Who was your best friend? Danny 2.What sports did you play? None 3. What kind of car did you drive? Most of the time, my 1957 Chevy pickup, but sometimes I could borrow my mom's 1965 Chevy Impala 4. It's … Continue reading The Flying Skunkpigs Attack Again
The Queen Of The Redwood Jungle
...and the Lost Coast June Birthdays Amongst my gamer friends, June seems to be the popular month for birthdays. So, while most are already past and at least one has yet to happen, just let me say... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL OF YOU JUNE BORN GAMING GEEKS! In other news, life at Chez Cross goes … Continue reading The Queen Of The Redwood Jungle
The Kitty Cats Go Surfing
...at least, until they got wet Gaming Stuff 1: I just love making maps with Campaign Cartographer. I've made tons of maps I'll never use, just for the hell of it. However, on Friday night, I started a new map that I plan on using for a fantasy superhero game that I'm going to start … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Go Surfing
Never Piss Off The Lady Holding The Rope
...expecially when yer hangin' from it Weekend Stuff 1: Saturday morning was a dog park morning for the girls. The local bulldog owners were meeting there and there must have been 30 bulldogs. Daisy and Winker had fun frolicking with them. 2: Yesterday afternoon was cool, temperaturewise, after a few days of nice, hot (100 … Continue reading Never Piss Off The Lady Holding The Rope
The 5 Secrets To Being a Thief
...of which, 3 are lies A Bit More Docstuff Virgins: I absolutely cannot understand the male obssession with fucking a virgin girl/woman. First off, most virgins are totally clueless about the how to of sex. Secondly, they're all nervous and fearful, which really runs contrary to having a pleasant roll in the hay. Then there's … Continue reading The 5 Secrets To Being a Thief
Don’t Look At The Mirror Faced People
...they can eat your face Doc Stuff What follows are little bits of insight into me. I guess I'm just in some sort of self-revealing mood. All done in a stream of conciousness manner, of course. Women: My tastes in women (all of which are, of course, secondary to my love/lust for my wife) are … Continue reading Don’t Look At The Mirror Faced People
He Blinded Me With Science
...R.I.P. Mr Wizard Unlike many of my friends who have commented on the death of Don "Mr. Wizard" Herbert, I am old enough to have watched his first television show, way back in the late 1950's/early 1960's. The show had a profound effect on me and did more to encourage my interest in science than … Continue reading He Blinded Me With Science
Monsters Of Peace And Love
...big radioactive monsters Weekend Report Saturday, we took the girls to the annual SPCA Doggie Dash at Land Park. While we did not actually participate in the actual run/walk, we did visit all of the many booths and interacted with hundreds of other dogs, including a few Bassets. Fun was had by all, but our … Continue reading Monsters Of Peace And Love
The Endearing, Yet Rather Twisted, Tale Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Lemon Cake
...co-starring her pet shark, Hannibal Well, my little pork sausages, I wrote a fairly long post yesterday and then promptly did something to knock myself offline, thus losing it. So this post will not be as long or as varied, but ya takes what ya gets. Winker at the vets Our sweet little one eyed … Continue reading The Endearing, Yet Rather Twisted, Tale Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Lemon Cake
It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets A D4 In The Eye
...and D8's are even worse It has been pointed out that I neglected to specify what breed/size of dog Lucky, Hawk Hawkins best friend, is. Well, Lucky is an All American Mutt. While there is definitely some terrier in his background, there are also indications of Basset or Beagle, Retriever, Border Collie and perhaps a … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets A D4 In The Eye
Harold Liked The Zoomy Girls
...and they liked Harold Pulp Character Creation Poll Our ace aviator, Captain Hawk Hawkins, owns one of the best known flying services in the Carribean. His base is located not far from Kingston, Jamaica and includes his home, three hangars and several workshops. Hawk shares his home with his best friend, his dog Lucky, and … Continue reading Harold Liked The Zoomy Girls
The Quiet Ducks Taste Best
...yum yum Short Movie Review: Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End This movie had the same basic problems as the third Spider-man film: too long, too many plot devices/characters, not a tight script. It was ok, since any movie with Johnny Depp and Geoffry Rush giving over the top performances is at least watchable … Continue reading The Quiet Ducks Taste Best
Cobras In The Water Closet
...not a pleasant surprise My sweet and playful canines woke me up at 6:00 this morning when they needed to go out to pee. I've been awake ever since. A bit of housecleaning (a very small bit) has been done. More will be done once we return from the 11:00 showing of Johnny Depp's latest … Continue reading Cobras In The Water Closet
Doc Tempest VS The Pleasure Droids
...from the April, 2009 issue Happy Birthday, Mom! Altho I know she'll never read this blog, I want to wish my mom a Happy 79th Birthday. She's a pretty exceptional gal. Also, I want to thank her for letting myself, my sister Rosie and my brother Kelly live to adulthood. Goodness knows that couldn't have … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Pleasure Droids
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