This On Left Space Purpose Blank

...I've been drinking with a piano The Doclopedia #2,559 Secrets Revealed!: Who Is Queen Of The Fairies Welcome to our nightly party, human! Have a drink! Take off your shoes and stay a while!Here you go, a nice mug of spring wine. Now, what brings you here? Oh, looking for the fairy queen. Yeah, we … Continue reading This On Left Space Purpose Blank →

Varieties Of Common Slimes

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The Dancing Elks Go To Federal Prison

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Uncle Thing

...our favorite uncle The Doclopedia #2,556 Secrets Revealed!: What Happened On Moon Island You know what? I'm tired of keeping the secret! I've held my tongue for 30 years now and I no longer care if his high and mightyness, Duke Almathor, gets embarrassed. I knew him when he was just a snotty little thug … Continue reading Uncle Thing →

Drinking Naughty Tea

...with naked biscuits The Doclopedia #2,555 Secrets Revealed!: Who The Mysterious Avenger Really Was It was my grandfather, Eduardo Gomez Benitez. He was an athletic and educated young man of 22 when he came north and started making money with his string of panaderias, and later mercados.He saw all the crime and injustice in the … Continue reading Drinking Naughty Tea →

My Life Among The Tree People

...I climbed a few of them The Doclopedia #2,554 Secrets Revealed!: Why The King Gave Up His Throne Well now, let's just say that not only was he not really cut out to be a king, his younger brother offered him a fortune to abdicate. I heard it was north of 50,000 gold, plus a … Continue reading My Life Among The Tree People →

18 Crazy Ladies

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