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Secrets Revealed!…: Where To Find The Lost Temple Of Plostor

First, you’ll need a good sized ship. An Eltharnian war galleon would work, but only if you crew it with the best seaman and fighters you can find. In fact, add about 15 to the crew count, because you’ll lose a few along the way.

Then, sail due west from Galginport for four days, then turn north. In about three days, you’ll have to sail through the Haunted Isles. This is the first spot where you meet trouble. Be on your guard for Sea Dead, Greater Squilks, Ghosts, and the crazed natives.

Once you pass the Isles, which will take at least 2 days and nights, keep to a northern course for five days. The seas will get rough and the weather cold, so pack plenty of winter clothing.

Starting on the fifth day, have your topwatch keep an eye out for a large rocky island with an active volcano on the eastern side of it. There’ll be lava flowing into the sea there, so it’s easy to spot.

But also have all your other watches keeping an eye on the water. Red Whales, Octomen, Killweed and Thrux are all found in the area.

Once you reach the island, you can sail into a nice little inlet. Then, just go ashore and follow the trail up to the temple.

Now give me my fifty gold and good luck to you.