...man & dog both in critical condition The Doclopedia #675 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Posey Dogrider & Lifkin Maker By the standards of the Tiny Folk of Mitchell, South Dakota, Posey Dogrider and Lifkin Maker are crazy. Instead of settling down to a nice life living off the discarded items of … Continue reading Extra! Extra! Man Bites Cat! Dog Laughs!
Month: July 2012
It’s My Party And I’ll Hulk Out If I Want To
...it does tend to stop the party The Doclopedia #673 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Agent Red & Agent Green Simply put, Roger St. George AKA “Agent Red” and Leticia Partington AKA “Agent Green” are the two best secret agents the British Empire has. Both are well educated in several fields and … Continue reading It’s My Party And I’ll Hulk Out If I Want To
Adventure Module Z-1: Secret Of The Pirate’s Tomb
...ooh, spooky! A reminder to you, Gentle Readers, that the 2012 DogCon 5 trip/con report will start up on August 2 (this coming Thursday) right here on this blog. We'll have 11 folks plus 5 pets (3 of them imaginary and all 5 doing commentary) on the bus this year and we'll be taking … Continue reading Adventure Module Z-1: Secret Of The Pirate’s Tomb
A Jar Full Of Madness
...now in the new one gallon size The Doclopedia #669 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Sir Vincent & Rabbit Sir Vincent of Mobardy is a knight without a king to serve or even a homeland to live in. All of that was lost when the Beast Wizards came out of the west … Continue reading A Jar Full Of Madness
The Rare And Beautiful Whistling Purple Mud Ants Of Potawango Island
...they whistle while they work The Doclopedia #667 Assorted Quick Book Reviews: The Great War: 1896-1898 This is the first of Winston Churchill's three volume set covering the “Great War”, or as we know it now, the “Steam War”. It covers the two years before the actual shooting started, which Mr. Churchill was pretty familiar … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Whistling Purple Mud Ants Of Potawango Island
The Blue Turkey Tango
...nothing like the Whiskey Foxtrot Tango The Doclopedia #666 Assorted Quick Book Reviews: I'll Be Damned: My Life As The Real Prince Of Darkness You'd think that when Satan himself finally writes his autobiography, it would be pretty interesting. You'd be wrong. Oh sure, there are some juicy tidbits here and there (Not So … Continue reading The Blue Turkey Tango
We Still Like Monkeys, Even When They Act Stupid
...or eat all our fruit. The Doclopedia #664 Assorted Quick Book Reviews: Indiana Jones And The Man Of Bronze If you are a fan of Indy, Doc or pulp era stories in general, you've already read this. If you are just somebody who likes a cracking good adventure, you'll want to read it. Set … Continue reading We Still Like Monkeys, Even When They Act Stupid
The Amazing Spider-Mom
...Marvel should buy that one from me. The Doclopedia #663 Assorted Quick Book Reviews: Fifty Shades Of Potter Ok, so you are either going to love or hate this one. It's your basic Harry Potter BDSM slashfic, but taken up a few notches in both quality and kink. Few sexual stones are left unturned … Continue reading The Amazing Spider-Mom
My Life Among The Women Who Are Smarter Than I Am
...which is pretty much all of them. The Doclopedia #661 Dangerous Animals!: Budgies! “This is station KDOG broadcasting out of Henryville, Nebraska. We've rigged our station to broadcast at 500,000 watts, but we don't know how long it will last. The power keeps the Budgies away from the transmitter tower, but they're all around our … Continue reading My Life Among The Women Who Are Smarter Than I Am
It’s All Fun & Games Until The Kitchen Is Covered In Daiquiris
...who knew that a blender could explode? The Doclopedia #660 Dangerous Animals!: Puppies! From the Republican Party pamphlet “The Puppy Menace”, 1953 “It is exactly this cute, helpless look that allows the Puppy to infiltrate our government, our military, our businesses and even our homes. Americans are kindhearted people and Puppies use this against us. … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until The Kitchen Is Covered In Daiquiris
The Giant Blog From Inner Space!
...starring John Agar, Kenneth Tobey and John Carradine No Doclopedia post yesterday or today, but I might squeak one in tonight before midnight. If not, at least three tomorrow. If you haven't read my posts on Facebook, my mom's health has taken a downturn and we aren't sure how much longer she has to … Continue reading The Giant Blog From Inner Space!
Handsome Joe Gets A New House
...with three doggie doors! The Doclopedia #657 Dangerous Animals!: Ducklings! “Alpha Charlie to Base...Alpha Charlie to Base! We've encountered the enemy at coordinates Foxtrot One Niner, near the long pond. Jesus, there must be ten thousand Quackies! Enemy is moving fast, really fast. Estimate twenty percent of our forces got hit by the Cuteness … Continue reading Handsome Joe Gets A New House
Hot Bloggage! Now Only $5.25 Per Pound
...when purchased in the 20 pound Family Pack The Doclopedia #656 Dangerous Animals!: Kittens! Oh sure, Citizen, a kitten may look cute, but they are very dangerous. Every year, upwards of 5,000 people are killed and eaten by roving prides of kittens! They usually send out one member of the pride, the alpha male, … Continue reading Hot Bloggage! Now Only $5.25 Per Pound
My Moral Compass Is Off By Several Degrees
...not that I let that stop me The Doclopedia #655 Warning Labels: Deep Fried Fleems WARNING: Deep Fried Fleems are VERY HOT! Do not insert them into your nutrient intake orifice until they have cooled off a bit. (Not: Glaxians, Korrdruu & X'XaaanXaa may ignore that warning) If your body is unable to process high … Continue reading My Moral Compass Is Off By Several Degrees
Miniature Robot Fighter Fujiku
...yet another fake anime titls The Doclopedia #653 Warning Labels: Zom-B-Gone WARNING: Zom-B-Gone is formulated for protection against zombies and other forms of the walking dead. Do not use for protection against living creatures, especially dinosaurs. Avoid getting Zom-B-Gone on your skin or in your eyes. Should this happen, shower immediately using BioKleen soap. … Continue reading Miniature Robot Fighter Fujiku
My Brain Is On Vacation
...and it hasn't sent me a postcard The Doclopedia #650 Warning Labels: Groombot 5000 WARNING: Groombot 5000 is not recommended for bitches in the final two weeks of pregnancy, or nursing bitches with pups under 3 weeks of age. Pups under the age of 14 weeks should not use Groombot 5000. Canines who are … Continue reading My Brain Is On Vacation
Not In This Issue: Robot Rabbits, Steamy Dreams and Soggy Doggies
...Soggy Doggies are for next month The Doclopedia #648 All Bottled Up: Motion Potion From a discussion between Bertram and Augustus, Wizards & Dungeon Creators Bertram: Alright then, Augie, we're on to the third level and any visitors should be running low on magic by now. Augustus: True enough, Bertie! I think we should … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Robot Rabbits, Steamy Dreams and Soggy Doggies
Basset Hounds VS Pie!
...Basset Hounds 1, Pie 0 The Doclopedia #647 All Bottled Up: Energy Drink As I've already explained in some detail to this officer, I am Professor Chetwin and that poor fellow is Professor Lindemuller and our bottle of Liquid Electricity has been stolen! Yes, Liquid Electricity! We've been working on it for the last … Continue reading Basset Hounds VS Pie!
Codfish Of The Month Club
...I thought it was the CodPIECE of the Month Club. Man, was I wrong. The Doclopedia #646 All Bottled Up: The Hard Stuff Did you hear about Tom? No? Well, you know he's been having a difficult time, um, in the bedroom, right? Yeah, erectile dysfunction, they call it. Anyway, it's been going on … Continue reading Codfish Of The Month Club
The Ice Cream Dwarves Meet The Hot Fudge Faeries
...in a very yummy battle The Doclopedia #644 All Bottled Up: Chateau Doubert 1953 Few bottles of this rare vintage still exist, what with the entire vineyard and cellars being destroyed in a meteor strike in 1957. Even if it were not highly valued for its incredible complexity, this wine would still find eager buyers … Continue reading The Ice Cream Dwarves Meet The Hot Fudge Faeries
Well Oiled Monster Girls
...NOTE: Some danger is inherent in the oiling process The Doclopedia #642 Don't Touch That!: Sexy Thing Bro, you do NOT want to touch that. Yeah, I know, she's totally hot...those eyes...that hair...that body...THAT ASS! But she's a vampire, bro, a no shit bloodsucker and she'll drain you fuckin' dry. Trust me, many a … Continue reading Well Oiled Monster Girls
Chapter 409: In Which Our Hero, Having Recovered From Eating British Food, Must Convince Several Villagers To Buy A Freshly Caught Haddock
...he has several interested parties The Doclopedia #638 Don't Touch That!: Slimy Thing Woah there, Rex, don't go touchin' that slimy piece of stuff. That there is another one of those dangerous weapons that the humans left behind after they killed themselves off. I'm pretty sure that one there bursts into flames if you … Continue reading Chapter 409: In Which Our Hero, Having Recovered From Eating British Food, Must Convince Several Villagers To Buy A Freshly Caught Haddock
Mr. Porkwaffle Gets Chased By Pikas
...and I think we all know how much that sucks. The Doclopedia #635 Don't Touch That!: Fuzzy Thing Fer the love o' God, laddie, ye don't wanna be touchin' that! It's a deadly mutant haggis an' it'll take yer bleedin' arm off as soon as look at ye! Step back now, there's a good lad. … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Gets Chased By Pikas
The Journal Of The Royal Society Of Saucy Ladies
...about whom Lord Hendrix wrote a song, though he changed "saucy" to "foxy" The Doclopedia #634 Stairway To...: Atlantis From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding: Failure yet again. This time, the stairway was made of silver and crystal and curved upward for 500 steps before ending at a door of purest silver. Surely this … Continue reading The Journal Of The Royal Society Of Saucy Ladies
This Week’s Episode: Mack & Dub Buy A Turkey
...and try to sneak it upstairs The Doclopedia #633 Stairway To...: Mars From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding: Well, that was certainly interesting. I have only within the hour returned from my latest failed attempt at creating a stairway to heaven, having this time incorporated an aspect to the spell wherein everything that … Continue reading This Week’s Episode: Mack & Dub Buy A Turkey
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