…and I think we all know how much that sucks.
The Doclopedia #635
Don’t Touch That!: Fuzzy Thing
Fer the love o’ God, laddie, ye don’t wanna be touchin’ that! It’s a deadly mutant haggis an’ it’ll take yer bleedin’ arm off as soon as look at ye! Step back now, there’s a good lad. Those foul beasts look all cute, just asittin’ there, but that’s how they attract their prey. As soon as somethin’ touches ’em, they strike with a poisonous bite. Yer lucky ta be alive.
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The Doclopedia #636
Don’t Touch That!: Wet Thing
Dude, fuckin’ get back! That’s a Sea Wife, dude, and if you, like, touch it, it will follow you everywhere and won’t let any human women get near you. It’ll look at you like, all moony eyed and try to drag you into the sea and shit. No man, you can’t have sex with them. That’s some dangerous shit right there, man. Let’s go tell the lifeguard about it.
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The Doclopedia #637
Don’t Touch That!: Big Thing
I strongly advise against physical contact with that creature, Captain. Despite the appearance of being dead, my quadcorder indicates that it is indeed alive and is a Giant Skellorian Opossum, a species that is rightfully feared due to their habit of spraying out musk when angry or afraid. The musk is rated as one of the top ten worst smells in the galaxy and, judging by the fact that this specimen weights 10.372 Galactic Tons, I predict that it would soak an area of 90 X 90 meters. Phaser it from 110 meters away? A highly logical idea, Captain.
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