...and they won The Doclopedia #2,625 Legendary Snakes: The Butt Snake It should come as no surprise that as reports of pet snakes escaping and coming up through toilets were published in newspapers and covered on other media, that an urban legend would arise. And it has. Although details vary widely from city to city, … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Fight A Cat
Month: January 2023
Derek Goes To Austin
...to look for Silvia The Doclopedia #2,624 Legendary Snakes: The Serpent Of Blywfydd The serpent in question is a local legend in the area around Blywfydd, Wales, and has been for nearly 500 years. 30 feet long, black as night, and possessed of three eyes, it was said to have roamed the area for a … Continue reading Derek Goes To Austin
Juice Foxes
...cute, but creepy The Doclopedia #2,623 My Android Staff: Dixie Name: Dixie Job: Greenhouse Manager Description: A short, grandmotherly looking woman with brown skin, green eyes, and a hard to pin down accent, Dixie is in charge of our greenhouses. She tends all of the various climatic zones with loving care, and the help of … Continue reading Juice Foxes
Mrs. Wangdoodle Triumphant
...as always The Doclopedia #2,617 My Android Staff: Jeeves Name: Jeeves Job: Valet to me and Head Butler Description: Jeeves looks very much like Stephen Fry in his mid 30s, but somewhat less pudgy and with a deeper voice. He stands 6'4'' tall. He runs the show around here and does a damned good job … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Triumphant
Uncle Swifty Gets Married
...for the fifth time The Doclopedia #2,622 My Android Staff: David Name: David Job: Supervisor of the Zoo Room Description: If you guessed that David looks like David Attenborough at 40, you are correct. Despite the name “Zoo Room” that area of the Bus contains 4 zoos and aquariums that cover a total area of … Continue reading Uncle Swifty Gets Married
A Garden That Eats You
...chomp chomp The Doclopedia #2,621 My Android Staff: Archie Name: Archie Job: Manager of the TV/Movie Theaters Description: Archie looks somewhat like a very young, redheaded, Martin Scorsese. He is 5'5'' tall, slightly pudgy, very outgoing, extremely passionate about entertainment, and liable to start acting out scenes from movies or TV episodes right in the … Continue reading A Garden That Eats You
Kings And Rascals
...often in the same body The Doclopedia #2,620 My Android Staff: Julia Name: Julia Job: Head Chef Description: She may sound and act like Julia Child, but the body she chose is of a 30 year old, 6' tall African American woman with culinary tattoos and white hair. Julia and her two co-chefs, Jacques and … Continue reading Kings And Rascals
How To Find Ghosts
...if you want to The Doclopedia #2,619 My Android Staff: Mrs. Hudson Name: Mrs. Hudson Job: Head Housekeeper and #1 Ladies Maid to Grace, my wife. Description: Our beloved Mrs. Hudson looks and sounds like Elsa Lanchester at around 30. Her eyes are violet. She is in charge of all our housekeeping staff and runs … Continue reading How To Find Ghosts
Zoo Camping
...don't do it The Doclopedia #2,618 My Android Staff: Alfred Name: Alfred Job: Second Butler Description: Alfred looks, acts and sounds exactly like a 40 year old Vincent Price. He is the snarkiest of our staff and I love that about him. Like his namesake in the comic books and movies, he does not hesitate … Continue reading Zoo Camping
The Adventure Of The Dangerous Schoolgirls
...in which Sherlock Holmes is flummoxed The Doclopedia #2,615 Milkshakes!: Marshmallow & Bourbon Seven regular sized marshmallows, lightly toasted Three scoops of French vanilla ice creamTwo ounces of good bourbonTwo ounces half & halfBlend six of the marshmallows with the ice cream, bourbon and half & half. Serve in a beer mug with the seventh … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Dangerous Schoolgirls
Yoppy, The Smart Barnacle
...a beloved character The Doclopedia #2,616 Milkshakes!: Brownies & Dark Rum Two browniesThree scoops of chocolate ice creamTwo ounces of dark rumTwo ounces heavy cream Whipped cream from a canCut the brownies into small pieces. Put the ice cream, rum, and half & half in the blender and blend it up. Add the brownie pieces … Continue reading Yoppy, The Smart Barnacle
Fun With Goo
...who doesn't love that? The Doclopedia #2,614 Milkshakes!: Butterscotch & Scotch Three scoops of butterscotch ice cream Two ounces of a nice, moderately priced, smoky scotch Two ounces whole milk Put it all in the blender and blend, then serve it in a large mug.
Chapter 977: In Which Young Tim Aids Our Hero In Embarrassing The Evil Duke
...using sausages and a turkey The Doclopedia #2,613 Milkshakes!: Horchata & Tequila This one is damned tasty!Two cups chilled horchataTwo ounces of good tequila Three big scoops of coconut ice creamA pinch of ground cinnamonOne churroBlend everything except the churro for a minute or so. Serve in a large goblet with the churro as garnish.
Module T-1: Labyrinth Of The Demon Cow
...for players of 10th to 12th level The Doclopedia #2,612 Milkshakes!: Banana & Light Rum Two large bananas, peeled and cut into 1 inch piecesThree scoops of plain vanilla ice creamTwo ounces of light rumOne cup half & halfTwo drops of yellow food coloring Whipped cream in a can put the bananas, rum, food coloring … Continue reading Module T-1: Labyrinth Of The Demon Cow
Big Red Bulbs
...really big The Doclopedia #2,611 Milkshakes!: Bittersweet Chocolate & Vodka Possibly my favorite milkshake.Three bigass scoops of bittersweet chocolate ice creamTwo ounces of vodka. You can use the cheap shit, because it's just vodka.Two ounces heavy creamOne maraschino cherry Mix the vodka and cream in a measuring cup, then drizzle it into your blender as … Continue reading Big Red Bulbs
Quest For The Magic Cookies
...spoiler: they were edibles The Doclopedia #2,610 Milkshakes!: Fresh Peach & Bourbon For this delicious milkshake, you need... Two ripe peaches, peeled, pitted, and sliced into quartersThree cups of sweet cream ice cream 2 ounces of good bourbon, not that shit you buy on sale Whipped cream in a can Pour the bourbon and peaches … Continue reading Quest For The Magic Cookies
Rutabaga Crush
...casual game or carbonated beverage? The Doclopedia #2,609 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest And The Subway Phantom (1948) Publication Date: April, 1948 Tale Type: Straight up supernatural story, with added criminal plottingDoc, Nick, and June investigate an apparent haunting of a re-opened Boston subway line. They find both a real ghost and a criminal … Continue reading Rutabaga Crush
I’m Just A Bit Odd
...just ask my dogs The Doclopedia #2,608 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest: Dungeons & Doomsday (1986) Publication Date: November, 1986 Tale Type: Wendy “Doc” Tempest and her crew investigate what appear to be actual monster attacks on Dungeons & Dragons players. It all starts to resemble an adventure that leads to a terrible dragon … Continue reading I’m Just A Bit Odd
Hot Club Of Drowtown
...did you get the reference? The Doclopedia #2,607 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest And The Demon On The Radio (1930) Publication Date: December, 1930 Tale Type: Evil Mastermind spreading terror for monetary gain Doc, Sally, Alice, Nick, and Simon investigate a mysterious voice that overrides all radio signals to announce imminent death and destruction. … Continue reading Hot Club Of Drowtown
Old Vern Sure Could Drink
...for about 60 years The Doclopedia #2,606 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest And The Return Of Sally Smithfield (2030) Publication Date: June 2030 Tale Type: The current Doc finds Sally Smithfield in suspended animation 86 years after she supposedly died.This tale is 1/3 mystery, as Chris Tempest seeks to piece together a puzzle concerning … Continue reading Old Vern Sure Could Drink
The Sweet Heat Repeat
...about 1:00 in the morning The Doclopedia #2,605 The Doc Tempest Series: The Daring Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And His Time Travelling Airship (1899) Publication Date: December, 1899 Tale Type: Time Travel ActionFor the final story of the 19th Century, Doctor Charles Tempest and his sons, David & Paul, along with Professor Smythe, Reggie Scott, … Continue reading The Sweet Heat Repeat
In Search Of Decent Underwear
...I was forced to go along The Doclopedia #2,604 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest and The Living Shadow (1941) Publication Date: July, 1941 Tale Type: Gang war with Nazi shenanigans Doc meets The Shadow when both are investigating the real cause of a bloody gang war. Doc's only associate in this tail is Nick, … Continue reading In Search Of Decent Underwear
Who Will Save The Groundhogs?
...are they mighty? The Doclopedia #2,603 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest And The Sound Of Death (1935) Publication Date: June, 1935Tale Type: Mysterious murder method used for revengeIn this mid-30s story, some body is using a sonic device that stops the heart of the person it is aimed at. It emits a wailing sound … Continue reading Who Will Save The Groundhogs?
Blue Secrets
...plenty of them The Doclopedia #2,602 Strange Bandanas: The Medium Green One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is one of my favorite bandanas, because it allows me to travel up to three miles through green growing vegetation. I just walk into it … Continue reading Blue Secrets
Some Information About Moon Worms
...from the moon The Doclopedia #2,601 Strange Bandanas: The Orange One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… Somewhere in this world is a guy with a bandana just like this one. If we are both wearing them at the same time, we establish telepathic … Continue reading Some Information About Moon Worms
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