...and we were glad to see him The Doclopedia #2,600 Strange Bandanas: The Yellow One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This one has a pretty simple power: It makes me smell like a banana. It's actually pretty nice, except it makes myself and … Continue reading Mr. Perkins Comes Home
Month: January 2023
A Day Trip To Auntie Avy’s House
...only 3,000 miles away The Doclopedia #2,599 Strange Bandanas...: The Purple One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… Made somewhere in Africa around 1903, this bandana has the power to let me dream of my African ancestors. The thing is, I'm pretty much descended … Continue reading A Day Trip To Auntie Avy’s House
A Story About Theft And Bedbugs
...a creepy heist, that one The Doclopedia #2,598 Strange Bandanas: The White One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I got this bandana from , of all people, Santa Claus. Nick and I have known each other for about 700 years now, and he … Continue reading A Story About Theft And Bedbugs
Javinoospi!
...cwaulifoon! The Doclopedia #2,597 Strange Bandanas...: The Red One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… Okay, this bandana is just a bit embarrassing. See, if I wear it, there is a 20% chance that at the top of every hour, it will transform me … Continue reading Javinoospi!
Who Wrote The Book Of Like?
...who? The Doclopedia #2,596 Strange Bandanas: The Black One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…Simply put, this bandana protects me from attacks by the Shadow People who sometimes come into our dimension to observe and sometimes eat humans. So far, it seems to be … Continue reading Who Wrote The Book Of Like?
A Snake On A Fake Rake Ate A Cake, Drank A Shake, And Survived A Quake
...he was not a flake The Doclopedia #2,595 A Few New Monsters: Grass Cat In grasslands across the world, you will encounter one of the many species of Grass Cat. They range in size from the housecat sized Northern Low Grass Cats, to the larger than a tiger Great Sea Of Grass Cats. There are … Continue reading A Snake On A Fake Rake Ate A Cake, Drank A Shake, And Survived A Quake