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The Doclopedia #2,597
Strange Bandanas…: The Red One
I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…
Okay, this bandana is just a bit embarrassing. See, if I wear it, there is a 20% chance that at the top of every hour, it will transform me so that I am dressed as a lady in red. I’m talking red from big dangly earrings to red “come fuck me” high heels. Tight red dress, you betcha!
The problem is, even made up by a group of drag queens, I’d be a damned homely woman. Also, those high heels ain’t made for walking in. Given that nothing else about me changes, I look totally stupid.
So yeah, I don’t wear this one very often.
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