A Story About Theft And Bedbugs

…a creepy heist, that one

The Doclopedia #2,598

Strange Bandanas: The White One

I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one

I got this bandana from , of all people, Santa Claus. Nick and I have known each other for about 700 years now, and he keeps an eye out for bandanas for my collection. I keep an eye out for booze for his collection.

This bandana is white as pure snow and, in fact, keeps me toasty warm even in shorts and a t-shirt, IF I’m in snow. Being a native of the Central Valley of California, I have seen very little snow in person in my life, and I don’t much like snow anyway.

Still, it’s a nice bandana and Santa is a swell guy.