...the drop eggs on other creatures just for the hell of it. Amnesia & Magic Part Eleven After a few seconds, I recognize who it is: my grandmother, Fawn. Well, actually, I only recognize her because I've seen old paintings and a couple of old photographs of her as a young woman, which is … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Winged Eggdropper Stork Of Potawango Island
Month: June 2013
Not In This Issue: Red Pandas, LOLcats or Humorous Basset Hounds
...but I'm sure they'll all be back soon BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! The Doclopedia will start back up on August 21st! This year, my self imposed challenge is 750 entries in 365 days! Yes, that is indeed just over two entries per day. Yes, I may well have finally gone 'round the bend. While I plan … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Red Pandas, LOLcats or Humorous Basset Hounds
Mister Porkwaffle Experiments With Love
...he actually distills it down to a beverage with a minty fresh taste Amnesia & Magic Part Ten No sooner has my finger hit the button than I realize that without even thinking about it, my other hand is in my pocket touching the ring and the book Everything around us fades just as the … Continue reading Mister Porkwaffle Experiments With Love
The World According To Carp
...it's a rather fishy tale Amnesia & Magic Part Nine I haven't seen Bill in five years, since the FBI consulted with me on the Dotsy Dugan case. He's gotten some gray hair at his temples and it makes him look even sexier than he did before. Parts of me react involuntarily to that. … Continue reading The World According To Carp
How To Make Big Money Without Doing Hardly Any Work!
...just send for our informative booklet, only $15.00 each. Part Eight The energy ball sends sparks and miniature lightning bolts off all around the Hornet and she slows down by about 20 miles an hour. The other car is coming up fast when one of the counterspells I had put on her kicks in … Continue reading How To Make Big Money Without Doing Hardly Any Work!
The Twelve Things You Should Know About Dinosaurs
...#3: Never poke one with a stick! Amnesia & Magic Part Seven As my vision clears and I start to stand up, Hoagie gets his arm around my waist to help me up and Lillian hands me a glass of water. My head clears pretty fast and I know that Dak and I need to … Continue reading The Twelve Things You Should Know About Dinosaurs
Oyster Milkshake
...ewwwwwww! Amnesia & Magic Part Six My name is Michelline Lenore Allen, but everyone calls me Mick, except family, who call me “Snoopy” and my Cherokee grandmother who always called me “Little Fox”. I was born in San Francisco on March 8th, 1895, which means I'm 40 years old. I have an older brother … Continue reading Oyster Milkshake
Junior Muskrat Goes On A Drinking Binge
...mind you, he's mostly drinking cream soda Behold, Gentle Readers, Part Five is up for your perusal and enjoyment. There will be no poll after this one, because Part Six is all about Mick getting her memory back. Amnesia & Magic Part Five Dad Elf grabs one of the Feds from behind and tosses him … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Goes On A Drinking Binge
The Totally Sappy, Yet Still Quite Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty and The Magical Party Dress
...co-starring her pet kitty, Ozymandias Hey, folks, remember to go over to my Facebook page and vote in the poll after you read this! Amnesia & Magic Part Four It doesn't take a genius to figure out that the man and woman with him are his parents. He's looking even better than the … Continue reading The Totally Sappy, Yet Still Quite Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty and The Magical Party Dress
