...you won't believe #3! The Doclopedia #3,383 Assorted Lists: Useful Paladoxian Sayings 1: Where is the restroom? Ruk qulak sepsep? 2: I would like to buy food. Obok fetun wex plizzpok. 3: What time is it? Gopo tumek la? 4: How much for a quickie? Huxx ca engex liik? 5: Make it a double. Suwek … Continue reading Uses For Gelatin!
Tag: Stuff In My Pockets
Dogs That Know Things
...goofy things The Doclopedia #3,382 Assorted Lists: Criminal Mastermind's To Do List 1: Find a secret lair. Rent? Lease? Buy? Don't surpass budget! 2: Hire new minions & thugs. Try to get a group rate. 3: Get scientists for the lab. Hire? Kidnap? Brainwash? Do a cost/benefit analysis. 4: Start planning first campaign of terror. … Continue reading Dogs That Know Things
Mrs Wangdoodle Tries The Fish
...and found it delish The Doclopedia #3,381 Assorted Lists: List Of Things I've Stolen 1: $300.00 from that dummy at the concert, because he was selling shitty weed. 2: That bigass diamond from the rich dame's house. 3: The $500,000.00 that Fred took the rap for because he missed prison. 4: Family bag of tacos … Continue reading Mrs Wangdoodle Tries The Fish
Who Knew There Were Toast Pixies?
...not me The Doclopedia #3,380 Assorted Lists: Guys I've Dated 1: Leo the mama's boy. Rating: 3/10 Could not stop talking about her. 2: Charlie the trucker. Rating: 6/10 Good in the sack. 3: Lance the self obsessed actor. Rating: 4/10 Gave him a point for being rich. 4: Tom the gaming geek. Rating: 8/10 … Continue reading Who Knew There Were Toast Pixies?
How To Train Your Wildebeest
...where the hell did you get a wildebeest? The Doclopedia #3,379 Stuff In My Pockets: A Seed Packet It's a packet of NuMex Big Jim chiles, a variety of the New Mexico chile. They grow nice and big and love our hot summers. They are perfect for chile rellenos, which love, so I'll be freezing … Continue reading How To Train Your Wildebeest
The Truth About Wearing Armor
...not advisable if you have IBS The Doclopedia #3,378 Stuff In My Pockets: Shoestrings I found these six tie dyed beauties in a box when I was moving things around in the game room. I don't remember buying them, but that could have been 20 years ago. Anyway, they'll look cool on my new sneakers … Continue reading The Truth About Wearing Armor
Butch Actually Wasn’t
...but he thought he was The Doclopedia #3,377 Stuff In My Pockets: Doggie Poop Bag I have two dogs, so most of my pockets have one or two of these in them. Of course, you can use them for other purposes. I once sold one to an alien who gave me $23.00 for it. I … Continue reading Butch Actually Wasn’t
Who The Hell Creates A Booger Golem?
...or even thinks of one The Doclopedia #3,376 Stuff In My Pockets: Five Nails These were left over after I built a soil sifter a couple of weeks ago. One of them is bent because a neighbor dropped a big bag recycle stuff just as I went to pound the nail. I'll toss that one … Continue reading Who The Hell Creates A Booger Golem?
Yoyo & Duke Go Camping
...at the Honolulu Hilton The Doclopedia #3,375 Stuff In My Pockets: Gym Socks My socks got wet on a walk, soI took them off put them in a doggy poop bag and stuck it in my pocket. Of course, that was three days ago so I'd better wash them and dry them because I'm nearly … Continue reading Yoyo & Duke Go Camping
Baking Pie In The Warp Drive
...mmmm, pie The Doclopedia #3,374 Stuff In My Pockets: 36 Cents I found this in the dryer, so it must have been in a pants pocket or something and I took it and forgot about it. There isn't much you can buy for 36 cents, so I'll just hang onto it until next laundry day … Continue reading Baking Pie In The Warp Drive
How To Poop In A Dungeon
...quickly The Doclopedia #3,373 Stuff In My Pockets: Doggie Poop Bag I have two dogs, so most of my pockets have one or two of these in them. Of course, you can use them for other purposes. I once sold one to an alien who gave me $23.00 for it. I have no idea what … Continue reading How To Poop In A Dungeon
Devil Mice
...evil, but cute The Doclopedia #3,372 Stuff In My Pockets: Chicken Bone This is either something I took out of my dog's mouth, or an important item in a voodoo ritual. I'm not sure which, so I'd better go ask the dog. If it's not his, I'm going to just going to put it on … Continue reading Devil Mice
Chapter 294: In Which Our Hero Leaves Town Late At Night With A Pigeon, 11 Pounds Sterling And A Jar Of Quince Jam
...the pigeon was named Josephine . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,093 Stuff In My Pockets: A Business Card Normally, my business cards are in my wallet, but I had put thus in in my shirt pocket and forgot about it. It's for our friend Charli Willow's business, “Willow's Widgets.” Charli and her assistants, … Continue reading Chapter 294: In Which Our Hero Leaves Town Late At Night With A Pigeon, 11 Pounds Sterling And A Jar Of Quince Jam
Pig Racing Report
...all the latest racing news . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,091 Stuff In My Pockets: A Small Dog Biscuit This is a gourmet dog biscuit, one of 30 baked for Sasha back in 1920 by none other than Georges Auguste Escoffier. When you have a time machine, you can meet all the cool … Continue reading Pig Racing Report
What The Fuck, Jeeves?
...the book Wodehouse did not write . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,089 Stuff In My Pockets: A Sonic Screwdriver I don't normally carry one of these around, but this one ended up in my back pocket yesterday when I was looking for something in the tool room on the Bus. We probably have … Continue reading What The Fuck, Jeeves?
Doc Tempest And The Blue Madness
...from the March 1956 issue . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,087 Stuff In My Pockets: A Picture Of Harpo Marx This picture of Harpo Marx was one of many small ones that a guy in Hollywood on Earth 3-R sold me for 50 cents in 1969, local time. It's a shot from Duck … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Blue Madness
Wife Adventures
...which I cannot discuss ever . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,085 Stuff In My Pockets: A Silver Dollar You know how in about, oh, 7,000 movies and television shows, somebody appears to get shot/stabbed/speared/whatever, and later you find out they survived because something in their shirt pocked saved them? Well, that's what this … Continue reading Wife Adventures
Thrilling Toddler Stories
...hard to understand, but thrilling nonetheless . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,083 Stuff In My Pockets: A Tiny D20 Lots of gamers have these tiny dice. You can buy them at game cons and game stores. That's exactly where I bought this one as part of a set. The set was black with … Continue reading Thrilling Toddler Stories
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Soup
...primarily, chowders and bisques . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,081 Stuff In My Pockets: A Comb It's a simple men's comb, the cheap kind you can buy anywhere. The thing is, it's special for two reasons: it's bright red instead of black and I got it from Errol Flynn back in 1938, just … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Soup
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