Who Knew There Were Toast Pixies?

…not me

The Doclopedia #3,380

Assorted Lists: Guys I’ve Dated

1: Leo the mama’s boy. Rating: 3/10 Could not stop talking about her.

2: Charlie the trucker. Rating: 6/10 Good in the sack.

3: Lance the self obsessed actor. Rating: 4/10 Gave him a point for being rich.

4: Tom the gaming geek. Rating: 8/10 Sexually inexperienced, but SO eager to learn, and a sweet guy.

5: Jean Paul the French waiter. Rating: 7/10 Two points off for being married.

6: Jason my ex-husband. Rating: 2/10 Good looking, but 150% asshole.

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