...300K just waiting The Doclopedia #3,059 The Alphabet: Z Is For...Zoom Ring The Zoom Ring was a magical ring that allowed a person to move for up to 2 hours at 10 times normal speed. A person walking at 5 miles per hour normally, would thus be moving at 50 miles an hour, and could … Continue reading A Sweet Job For The Red Feather Gang →

...don't ask which bits The Doclopedia #3,058 The Alphabet: Y Is For... Yodelin' Joe If you had told people in 2000 that the #1 kids television show in 2005 would be the live action adventures of a 30 year old country boy white guy who yodeled half of his dialog, they would have called you … Continue reading A Hot Plate Of Chicken Bits →

...co starring her pet fruit bat, Imogene The Doclopedia #3,057 The Alphabet: X Is For...Xenox “You want to know about Xenox? Oh, I'll tell you about Xenox! They are a lying, scamming sack of demzo. They cheated me out of 25,000 G-creds and left me stranded on Orvulon 3 for 10 rotations. When they finally … Continue reading The Totally Serious, Yet Still Pretty Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Albino Dinosaur →

...and the crackers were a bit skeevy The Doclopedia #3,056 The Alphabet: W Is For...Willard Street Willard Street was an acclaimed screenwriter in Hollywood from 1924 to 1971. Born May 3rd, 1900, he wrote such famous movies as "The Loves of Helen”, “Lost Ship”, “Delta Story”, and “Werewolf On Board”. In his later years, he … Continue reading Very Odd Cheese →

...so are wise guysThe Doclopedia #3,055 The Alphabet: V Is For...Vurlix Vurlix is a small town of 2,000 people. It is located on the Eastern side of the River Kingdom, about 75 miles upriver from Mirdok City. The main economy of Vurlix is based on serving riverboats on the Mirdok River. It's also the point … Continue reading Spies Are On The Rise →

...they've got moon magicThe Doclopedia #3,054 The Alphabet: U Is For...Uncle Dab The being known as “Uncle Dab” does indeed look like a middle aged, chubby, slightly balding human. He sounds human and, if dogs are any judge, smells human. He comes around and hands out candy and small change to all the kids. He … Continue reading Module K-1: Forest Of The Moon Ladies →

...and hid them under his bed The Doclopedia #3,053 The Alphabet: T Is For...Talking Waters Just to set the record straight, Talking Waters is just the name of that creek coming down off Hoodoo Mountain. It's the area where Doc Tempest, the third Doc Tempest, and his team fought and defeated the Green Devil gang. … Continue reading Duke Stole All The Socks →

...and we were off on a hunt The Doclopedia #3,052 The Alphabet: S Is For...Spellbooks “Oh, yes, Sir, we've got spellbooks in the back room. Gotta keep 'em locked up, so no damned amateurs go messin' with 'em. Since you passed the test, we'll let you in. Toby will assist you. Toby, this gentleman is … Continue reading An X On The Map →

...they make ya smile The Doclopedia #3,051 The Alphabet: R Is For...Relics of Lork There are five relics that once belonged to the great Emperor Lork I, over 500 years ago. All are believed to possess great magical or spiritual power. It is said that anyone who could gather up all five would gain the … Continue reading By Golly, We Need The Dancing Elks! →

...she's so cool The Doclopedia #3,050 The Alphabet: Q Is For...Questionable Quests This bestselling collection of 15 very dangerous quests for ant roleplaying system started out, as a surprising number of RPG products do, as a chaotice discussion by a bunch of intoxicated/stoned RPG designers and writers at a convention. The basic premise, as the … Continue reading Jetpack Julie Flies Again! →

...we got very lostThe Doclopedia #3,048 The Alphabet: P Is For...Peeking Ducks “Hell, I don't know. Can ducks be perverts or spies? All I know is that people keep seeing them peeking out from behind bushes or into windows or through cracks in doors. Bobby Waters across the street there said he caught five of … Continue reading The Trail Through The Short Forest →

...paybackThe Doclopedia #3,048 The Alphabet: O Is For...One Day Left This is widely regarded as one of the saddest, most depressing, and yet best written novels of the 21st century on Earth 18-K. It has sold tens of millions of copies and a movie was made from it. The premise of the 75,000 word novel … Continue reading The Green Beans Made A Human Casserole →

...sweet little kitties The Doclopedia #3,047 The Alphabet: N Is For...Neeb & Ferd If you ask any Non-Human Terran on our planet what their favorite cartoon show is, they will most likely say “Neeb & Ferd”. For the last 26 years, the wacky adventures of these two characters (Neeb the bobcat and Ferd the coyote) … Continue reading Good Cats →

...a terrifying story The Doclopedia #3,046 The Alphabet: M Is For...Mad Time On Steampunk Mars 9, Mad Time is the name given to the annual Airship Race Around Mars and the week before it. It's a time of celebrating, grand parties, admiring the ships before takeoff, and plenty of wagering on who will win. Almost … Continue reading Curse Of The Martian Vampires →

...bathe him first, I supposeThe Doclopedia #3,045 The Alphabet: L Is For...Love In The Dark One of the most popular of the early 90s Goth Romance bands, Love In The Dark was active from early 1990 until winter 2011. The group formed in Portland, Oregon when singer/songwriter Abbie Blackrose and her guitarist husband, Dirk, joined … Continue reading What To Do About George →

...spooooooooky!The Doclopedia #3,044 The Alphabet: K Is For...King Valdo King Valdo was the third king of the North Coast Dog Empire on Earth 312-M, a world where sapient animals took over after 99% of the human population died.He was a large dog, most likely descended of some Malinois and large hound breed. He was black … Continue reading Severed Head On A Floating Plate →

...just a light snackThe Doclopedia #3,043 The Alphabet: J Is For...Jerkface Jerkface was a costumed criminal from 1969 to 1981 on Earth 19-S. He was not exceptionally smart, but he was cunning and very good at escaping capture. His gang was very loyal to him. They mostly committed robberies of banks, jewelry stores, and high … Continue reading French Fries And A Milkshake →

...there is a piece on milkThe Doclopedia #3,042 The Alphabet: I Is For...Ink Of CreationThis very hard to make and hugely expensive to purchase ink is one of the most powerful magical items available.Simply put, whatever one draws with it will come to life and do whatever the creator tells it to do, with the … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Rants, Pants, Ants, Or Artichokes →

...makes 'em nice and crunchyThe Doclopedia #3,041 The Alphabet: H Is For...Hideouts Inc. This business is exactly what it says, they build or modify hideouts for people and groups who need them. Aside from criminals of all sorts, their customers include heroes, government agencies, mad scientists, politicians, and a surprising number of unfaithful married folks … Continue reading Air Frying Some Fleems →