The Totally Serious, Yet Still Pretty Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Albino Dinosaur

…co starring her pet fruit bat, Imogene

The Doclopedia #3,057

The Alphabet: X Is For…Xenox

“You want to know about Xenox? Oh, I’ll tell you about Xenox! They are a lying, scamming sack of demzo. They cheated me out of 25,000 G-creds and left me stranded on Orvulon 3 for 10 rotations. When they finally came back, they had some weak story about getting ripped off by the Ple’ek Mob, which was voiboo. I found out later they spent all the money on a fancy belm chamber for their home.

Yeah, that what Xenox is like. If you see that spawn of a quunkor, you tell them Bloy Wia hasn’t forgotten them, and I’m coming for them.”

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