...well, unless you are reading this now or in the future I did some more editing of past blog entries, this time related to our disastrous 2004 GenCon trip. Just look for this tag in the tag cloud. NOTES FROM THE FUTURE
Tag: Notes From The Future
One Fish, Two Fish, Jazz Fish, Blues Fish
...with liner notes by Things 1 & 2 The Doclopedia #1,090 The Alphabet: E is for... Ear Monsters On Scary Monster Earth, where the nightmares of kids become real and adults cannot see them, there is a class of monsters called “Ear Monsters”, because something about then has to do with ears. Ear Eating Monsters … Continue reading One Fish, Two Fish, Jazz Fish, Blues Fish
R.I.P. Winker Sue Cross (2004-2012)
...our sweet little Winkerdog Yesterday, February 23, 2012, at 9:30 pm we said goodbye to Winker. After pulling through from congestive heart failure brought on by her enlarged heart almost exactly a year ago, she had a relapse that we could do nothing about. She died at home, on the floor next to Grace's chair, … Continue reading R.I.P. Winker Sue Cross (2004-2012)
Now We Are Five
...because Sasha has come to stay Doc, Grace, Lucy & Winker Cross are happy to announce the adoption of Miss Sasha Jane Cross as of 12:30 pm, Jan. 2nd, 2012. Sasha is an approximately 3 year old, red and white Basset Hound. Her previous mom & dad both work, have 2 other dogs and have … Continue reading Now We Are Five
Here, Hold This Jackhammer For Me
...it was a TOON game, so things went badly for the holder . NOTE FROM THE FUTURE (November, 2019): I don't know why I didn't post about Winker sooner this month, but she really recovered well once the pills the vet prescribed kicked in. She was 90% her old sweet self and would live almost … Continue reading Here, Hold This Jackhammer For Me
Spam-A-Lama-Ding-Dong
...a mash up of Monty Python and a song by the Edsels Hopefully marking my triumphant return to blogging, here is... The Road To DogCon 3: In Which We Explain Our Transport And Discuss Our Mechanic NOTE FROM 2022: So here it is, 11.5 years after we got Sweetie, and I am just being told … Continue reading Spam-A-Lama-Ding-Dong
The Dream Where Frank Zappa And I Were Playing Poker With Three Chinese Women
...I seem to remember Frank winning with two pair Note from 2020: The post that was here was wiped out at some point when I switched over from LiveJournal. I'll put something here eventually.
Fuck You, 2008
My friends, I'll cut to the chase here: Today, we will find out if our sweet girl, Daisy, has cancer. On Friday morning, I'll find out if I have cancer. If I have it, there will be an operation to remove my prostate and then whatever else needs to be done. All paid for by … Continue reading Fuck You, 2008
Cello Playing Nymphos From Hell
...or they might be from New Jersey Thanks to all of you for the congratulations on my employment. About the job Ok, so my new job finds me working for a courier company called Tricor. Now, to start with, I'll be just driving a courier route going from West Sacramento to Natomas to Dixon, then … Continue reading Cello Playing Nymphos From Hell
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
...which, translasted into Mongolian, is still AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB! … Continue reading AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
The Saga Of Doc: In Which Shit Most Certainly Happens
...and at exactly the worst time So, anyway, I pull into work today as I've done for the last 15 years, 9 months, 16 days and there, standing outside the front door is the owner of the store with my (and everyone elses) final paycheck in his hands. It seems that the Great Bush Republican … Continue reading The Saga Of Doc: In Which Shit Most Certainly Happens
Wild Bill And The California Kid Wrassle A Steer
...and my mom nearly peed herself laughing Note From 2020: Another post that was lost to LJ. Will replace later.
Yes, It’s A Crazy Thing To Do
...so, what's your point? Introducing The Doclopedia! One year from today, if all goes well, Grace and I and two as yet to be adopted Basset Hounds will begin our 2007 Triumphant Return To GenCon U.S. Tour. (and yes, there will be tour t-shirts) (Note from 2012: I went to GenCon 2007, but Grace & The … Continue reading Yes, It’s A Crazy Thing To Do
I’m Back
...mostly First off, Grace and I want to thank all of you who offered your condolences on Roscoe's death. Things have been pretty rough for us, but they will get better. Secondly, to everyone who thinks "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith" was one of the best in the series: You have obviously lost your … Continue reading I’m Back
AARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!
High winds in the valley today. Got home at 5:00 to find that part of the tree in the backyard had broken off, falling across the power lines to my house and the neighbors house. Local utility could restore half of his power, but our damage happened on the wrong spot to be the utilities … Continue reading AARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!
Woke Up Ready To Rock
Recently, the Great and Powerful Robin D. Laws had a blog entry on the subject of putting ideas for novels/short stories/etc out where the public might take them and run with them. This is based on the fact that any writer (or in my case, daydreamer) will at any given time have many more ideas … Continue reading Woke Up Ready To Rock
More Reprints From The Blogger Page: The Sex Rant
WARNING!!! SEXUAL STUFF AHEAD!!! Guys, I have something to tell you: STOP WORRYING IF YOUR DICK IS BIG ENOUGH! First off, most women will tell you that it ain't the meat, it's the motion. Secondly, you DON'T want to take a poll of which women would rather do without, your tongue or your willy. (of … Continue reading More Reprints From The Blogger Page: The Sex Rant
Here I Am!
Yes, my little potato pancakes, Uncle Doc is doing the blog thing now. Hmm...maybe fiction. I'll think on that for a bit. NOTE FROM 2022: Wow, I'm coming up on 18 years of blogging. I think March 6th will be the date I start the next Doclopedia Deathmarch, and I think I'll continue it until … Continue reading Here I Am!
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