...ballroom dancing The Doclopedia #2,674 Famous Film Monsters 2.0: Frankenstein On Earth 10-A, the novel “Frankenstein” was more popular upon release than it ever was here. It also caused people to feel great sympathy for the monster, and hatred for Dr. Frankenstein.So it is that since the first silent movie, starring Charles Ogle as the … Continue reading Sweet Robots Who Dance
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Yoyo Skateboards Down Olympus Mons
...and then his mother finds out The Doclopedia #2,673 More Annotated Entries: Tiny Folk: Darini Ratslayer When you’re only 6 inches tall, lots of creatures want to kill you and eat you. Snakes, cats, dogs, rats, spiders, weasels…the list is long. That’s why Darini and her Predator Scouts are there to kill or drive away … Continue reading Yoyo Skateboards Down Olympus Mons
Spoon Fight!
...tablespoons only The Doclopedia #2,672 More Annotated Entries: By The Numbers: 47…is how many hours it takes to roast a whole Yurb. (Yurbs are much like really large, really dumb cattle.) Mind you, that’s a young Yurb, weighing no more than 2,500 pounds and cooked in a Luzuku style oven. (These ovens are the size … Continue reading Spoon Fight!
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Lose Alice In The Steam Tunnels
...she came out a week later The Doclopedia #2,671More Annotated Entries: Islands Of The Circle Sea: The Mox Islands Four islands make up this group and all of them are dormant volcanoes. (This changed 6 years ago when Mox Gantu erupted for 11 days. The lava flow was moderate and pretty much ran through old … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Lose Alice In The Steam Tunnels
Spin, Doctor!
...counterclockwise, please The Doclopedia #2,670 More Annotated Entries: What’s That Sound?BANGbang! BONGbong! Bangbangbang! Bongbongbong! If there is any sound more annoying than Bonger Dwarves having a battle with Banger Dwarves, we don’t know what it is. (Bonger Dwarves or Banger Dwarves having sex may be worse.)These two tribes of ugly little people divided up centuries … Continue reading Spin, Doctor!
Bucky & Squint Get Real Jobs
...and are soon fired The Doclopedia #2,669 More Annotated Entries: Warning Labels: Do It Yourself Monster Kit WARNING: Failure to read the following could result in death, destruction, madness and the end of civilization as we know it. (A government inquiry found that fully 52% of purchasers ignored these warnings.) 1: Your Do It Yourself … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Get Real Jobs
Blue Widgets
...much better than the yellow ones The Doclopedia #2,668 More Annotated Entries: Don’t Touch That Strange Thing! Aw, c’mon, Jimmy, don’t mess with that. (The young man asking this was 12 year old Howie Fernstadt, a fairly cautious and level headed fellow, as 12 year old boys go) It looks really strange and it could … Continue reading Blue Widgets
We Are All Out Of Fish Today
...maybe try the clams The Doclopedia #2,667 More Annotated Entries: Agent Roscoe, FBI Paranormal InvestigatorRoscoe is a medium sized mutant Basset Hound/Beagle mix, 7 years old, 50 pounds, reddish brown & white coat, brown eyes, long ears and his right one has a small bullet hole in it. (Roscoe died of old age at 16.5 … Continue reading We Are All Out Of Fish Today
The Less Podcasty, More Bloggy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Big Announcement
Co-starring her pet lizard, JeromeNOTE: If you saw this title pop up on September first, it was a mistake. THE DOCLOPEDIA IS BACK! The Doclopedia #2,666 More Annotated Entries: Maryellen Baxter, Mystical Craftsperson Maryellen is a native San Franciscan who lives with her husband, David, and their three children in a large Victorian home in … Continue reading The Less Podcasty, More Bloggy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Big Announcement
A Golden Score
...about 50 pounds of it The Doclopedia #2,586 Old Posts, Annotated: It’s In The Bag! Notations are italicized The Brown Paper Bag “Now listen, Eddie, cos this is real simple. (It's never real simple.) You an’ Tony are gonna get in his car and drive out to Long Island to the address I give you. … Continue reading A Golden Score
The Rare And Beautiful Fast Flying Leaf Birds Of Potawango Island
...they really do look like leaves The Doclopedia #2,585 Old Posts, Annotated: Top Ten Lists! Notations are italicized Bad New Product Ideas 10: Vegetable Goo In A Can (Tastes exactly like you think it wouls.) 9: Artificial Rutabaga Flavored Whipped Topping (Proof that Satan exists.) 8: Ultra Thin Toilet Paper (No. Just no.) 7: Frozen … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Fast Flying Leaf Birds Of Potawango Island
Blue Johnny Sang His Song
...he sang it to the cops The Doclopedia #2,584 Old Posts, Annotated: The Stuff That’s Made Of Dreams Notations are italicized Wonder Dust From a lecture given by High Wizard Prelby Smatterkin at the Royal School of Wizardry (Who is kind of an old goofball.) “Now it is at about this time in the lecture … Continue reading Blue Johnny Sang His Song
Hamster Hoedown!
...yee haw! The Doclopedia #2,583 Old Posts, Annotated: A New Breed Of DogNotations are italicized Northern Squirrel Dog In many parts of Canada, hunting squirrels is a popular pastime with rural folks. (Along with drinking heavily, watching hockey, and trying to imitate US nitwits.) That’s why, sometime around 1890, a group of hunters started looking … Continue reading Hamster Hoedown!
Will YOU Be The Next Victim?
...maybe, maybe not The Doclopedia #2,582 Old Posts, Annotated: The Undead Notations are italicized. Ragnar, The Ultimate Skeleton Ragnar was the most feared of all the Howling Horde. (And that's saying something, because that whole horde is big and batshit crazy.) He stood 7’3″ tall, was as strong as any 3 normal men and feared … Continue reading Will YOU Be The Next Victim?
The Yellow Mystic
...not as mystical as you might think, really The Doclopedia #2,581 Old Posts, Annotated: More Assorted Books Notations are italicized. How To Build A Robot Army First off, I give Dr. Angelo Crimari (Class of 1974, Frankenstein Academy) top marks for stating right up front that building a robot army is not cheap. (Average cost … Continue reading The Yellow Mystic