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More Annotated Entries: What’s That Sound?
BANGbang! BONGbong! Bangbangbang! Bongbongbong! If there is any sound more annoying than Bonger Dwarves having a battle with Banger Dwarves, we don’t know what it is. (Bonger Dwarves or Banger Dwarves having sex may be worse.)
These two tribes of ugly little people divided up centuries ago when part of the tribe started using pot lids to bang together as they went into battle. (We have no idea why.) The traditionalist gong bongers hated that, so they sent the bangers packing. (“Gong bongers” is more fun to say.) Ever since then, they have their bloodless, but noisy and annoying, battles several times a year. (Under multiple threats of genocide, they now have these battles way out in the country.)
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