...the old kind is out of stock . The Doclopedia #1,686 New Spells: Una's Tasty Pie . First Circle Wizards often find that their selection of spells is a choice between detecting things, getting protected from harm, and attacking others. This spell offers the lowest rated Wizards a chance to do something else. Una's Tasty … Continue reading A New Kind Of Crazy
Month: November 2019
Chili On a Waffle
…might be tasty . The Doclopedia #1,683 New Spells: Musinia’s Rain Of Madness . A dangerous spell to cast, this Sixth Circle spell causes a cloud to appear over an area roughly 60 feet across, at an altitude of 100 feet. A light rain begins to fall and all sapient creatures touched by it are … Continue reading Chili On a Waffle
The Cranberry Fairies Hate The Gravy Elves
...war is coming on Turkey Day . The Doclopedia #1,681 New Spells: The Hex Of Persistent Illusion . Upon reaching the Fifth Circle, wizards can cast a particularly nasty spell, the Hex of Persistent Illusion. A long lasting spell, it will haunt the target for a full month. Simply put, the spell will cause the … Continue reading The Cranberry Fairies Hate The Gravy Elves
Doc Tempest And The Man Of Iron
...from the June, 1972 issue . The Doclopedia #1,679 New Spells: Ool's Fearsome Diversion . For wizards of the Fourth Circle or above, this spell can allow for escapes, attacks, or as the name implies, diversions of your target's attention. When cast, this spell will create a single large creature of the caster's choosing to … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Man Of Iron
Catgirl Yami And The Devil Boy Twins
...she'll turn them good . The Doclopedia #1,676 Dog & Cats Living Together: Natasha & Boris . The Dog: Natasha, a pit mix The Cat: Boris, a mixed breed shorthair The Living Situation: Natasha & Boris have no actual home, because they are spies for the Non-Human Terran Alliance. They routinely travel around the Austin, … Continue reading Catgirl Yami And The Devil Boy Twins
Bucky & Squint Are Done Screwing Around!
...and then they both walked into a glass door . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,674 Dog & Cats Living Together: Jake & Frankie The Dog: Jake, a poodle/terrier mix The Cat: Frankie, an orange tabby The Living Situation: Jake & Frankie live in Oakland, California, with Je'Rome, a more or less starving artist. … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Are Done Screwing Around!
Insolent Centipedes Harassed My Sowbug
...the nerve! . Have I mentioned recently that posts like this (and there WILL be more posts exactly like this one) will be compiled, edited and turned into a PDF that you can get by supporting mt Patreon? Well, consider it mentioned and click on the big link at the bottom of this entry. Thank … Continue reading Insolent Centipedes Harassed My Sowbug
The Secret War Between Glasses And Cups
...civil wars are the worst . The Doclopedia #1,672 Random Character Creation (Horror): What Do You Do? 1: I'm a truck driver 2: I'm a geologist 3: I'm a department store clerk 4: I'm a soldier 5: I'm a college student 6: I'm an accountant 7: I'm a farmer 8: I'm a pilot 9: I'm … Continue reading The Secret War Between Glasses And Cups
Blunt Forks Trauma
...ouch! . The Doclopedia #1,671 Random Character Creation (Horror): Who Are You? 1: Larry Talbot, from Richmond, Virginia 2: Irina Vostokov, from Moscow, Russis 3: Mac Parker, from Toledo, Ohio 4: Leigh Cristopher, from Surrey, U.K. 5: Chan Fu, from San Francisco, California 6: Betty Brent, from New York, New York 7: Clint Wayne, from … Continue reading Blunt Forks Trauma
The Fish Hour
...glub glub glub . The final post for the "Wow, That's Big!" theme. I'm not sure what the next theme will be. Check back tomorrow. . The Doclopedia #1,670 Wow, That's Big!: The Eye Of Abeyllion The Eye of Abeyllion is a huge human eyeball the size of the planet Jupiter. No, it is not … Continue reading The Fish Hour
Tiger Girl Mayumi And Her Living Sword
...more fake anime . I meant to do three posts, but only had time for two. Final post for this theme will be up tomorrow. . The Doclopedia #1,668 Wow, That's Big!: The Giant All Beef Hot Dog At Ed's Big Weenie, a hot dog restaurant in Critter City, Texas, they have a 20 pound … Continue reading Tiger Girl Mayumi And Her Living Sword
Into The Quantum Soup With Dog And Bus
...for the next 25 hours . Only the one entry tonight, folks. I'll do three tomorrow night. . The Doclopedia #1,667 Wow, That's Big!: The Air Whale . Nobody on Earth 21-M knows where the extraterrestrial lifeform dubbed “The Air Whale” came from, but pretty much everyone on the planet has seen him more than … Continue reading Into The Quantum Soup With Dog And Bus
Handsome Joe And His Pals Play Pirates
...and sink Mrs. Yueng's rowboat . The Doclopedia #1,665 Wow, That's Big!: The Godskull Of Murn . First of all, the Godskull of Murn is not the skull of a god. It was the skull of a Storm Giant named Pargor that wanted to be three times the size of the largest Storm Giant ever. … Continue reading Handsome Joe And His Pals Play Pirates
Duet For Crying Baby And Pennywhistle
...sadly, not a popular piece . The Doclopedia #1,663 Wow, That's Big!: The West Coaster Roller Coaster . Built to be “the roller coaster experience of a lifetime”, The West Coaster starts with a 400 foot drop, goes through loops, twists, inversions, more drops, 3 swings out over the Pacific Coastline, and a ½ mile … Continue reading Duet For Crying Baby And Pennywhistle
Purple Brain
...NOT a song by Prince . The Doclopedia #1,660 The Village Of White Rock: Hamish The Mage Should you need the services of a mage while in White Rock, your only real choice is Hamish. There might be another mage, or even a Wizard passing through town if you are very luck, but more often … Continue reading Purple Brain
Time Travel For The Utterly Perplexed
...which is, let's face it, most of us . The Doclopedia #1,656 The Village Of White Rock: The Temple of the Mother Goddess . White Rock has two houses of worship. The first is the Temple of the Ten Gods, a church found in almost every city, town and village in the Five Kingdoms. The … Continue reading Time Travel For The Utterly Perplexed
The Truth About The Sloth Invasion!
...it's going very very slowly . The Doclopedia #1,654 The Village Of White Rock: Wendara's Bakery . Owned and operated by Wendara Wiggins, a halfling whose family moved from Vale to White Rock 200 years ago, this bakery is where everyone in town comes for baked goods of all sorts. Wendara and her crew start … Continue reading The Truth About The Sloth Invasion!
Bungle In The Jungle, Tarry In The Prairie, Stomp In The Swamp
...or get felt on the veldt . The Doclopedia #1,652 The Village Of White Rock: Burnaby's General Store . Burnaby's General Store is one of the very few two story buildings in White Rock. The store proper is on the first floor and Mr & Mrs Burnaby and their 5 children live upstairs. Both of … Continue reading Bungle In The Jungle, Tarry In The Prairie, Stomp In The Swamp
The Rare And Beautiful Floating Cattle Of Potawango Island
...for the love of God, don't stand under them! . The Doclopedia #1,650 The Village Of White Rock: An Introduction . The village of White Rock is situated on a large wide bend in the Sorsis River, 100 miles due west of South Bay and 80 miles due east of Dragon Hill. In fact, the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Floating Cattle Of Potawango Island
Dog Food Pizza
...thick crust . The Doclopedia #1,648 Blame The Cat!: For The Baby . So, my wife and I have this female Siamese cat named Trixie. Now, she's a great cat, but she has this terrible habit of meowing and raising hell any time we get horizontal, you know what I mean? Kissing and stuff standing … Continue reading Dog Food Pizza
This Space For Rent
...cheap! . The Doclopedia #1,647 Blame The Cat!: For All Those Fireworks . “Jesus, Mike, we've gotta leave town and fast! All those fireworks going off is gonna have cops and fire marshals and feds and lawyers all after us. Step on the gas and let's get outta here! Oh shit! The fucking mall is … Continue reading This Space For Rent
The Astounding Jellyfish-Man Versus The Villainous Red Newt!
...not a Marvel or DC comic . The Doclopedia #1,644 Blame The Cat!: About The Explosion . It is the ruling of this panel that, on the 21st of May, 1990, at 3:16 in the morning, a mixture of volatile chemicals spontaneously combusted, starting a fire that ignited rags and wood in the back storeroom … Continue reading The Astounding Jellyfish-Man Versus The Villainous Red Newt!
Rocket G-Men! Episode 7: Fire Warriors!
...they fight WITH fire! . The Doclopedia #1,642 Recipes For The Devout Worshiper: Pocket Pie For The Traveling Redemption Seeker . What You Will Require . 4 female virgins, tastefully dressed, between the ages of 16 & 21 1 pound of Certified Sin Free Wheat Flour 2 quarts of water gathered by the virgins from … Continue reading Rocket G-Men! Episode 7: Fire Warriors!
More Songs About Aardvarks And Plums
...they're real toe tappers . The Doclopedia #1,641 Recipes For The Devout Worshiper: The Most Blessed And Holy Breakfast Loaf Of The Pure Hearted . . What You Will Require 6 slaves, preferably Ulugs, but Milonto's will do, if properly trained ½ pound of holiest Red Grain flour 1 cup ripe Vaa Berries ½ cup … Continue reading More Songs About Aardvarks And Plums
Big Words On A Small Page
...Or is it the other way around? . The Doclopedia #1,638 Me And My...: Living Brain . NO! You must not touch her! Get away from Erin! <insert police and FBI agents restraining Dr. Neil Jedlo from attacking FBI CSI's who were looking at an enlarged human brain sealed in some sort of glass globe> … Continue reading Big Words On A Small Page
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