Your Guide To Turnips

...everything you need to know The Doclopedia #3,399 Ducks Of Distinction: Eddie Mallard Name: Edward Malcom Mallard Age: 40 Profession: Private Eye Eddie is one of the good guys. If he gets one good paying case from some wealthy quack, he'll take 2 or 3 cases from ordinary Joes and Janes at half his normal … Continue reading Your Guide To Turnips →

Uncle Pinky Tells A Story

...about his teen years The Doclopedia #3,398 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Haunt Of Voklimalitox “I owe you little folk my life, and it has been long and longer since a mountain giant has said that to any human, elf, or dwarf. You may always pass through these mountains safely. None shall harm you, lest … Continue reading Uncle Pinky Tells A Story →

Angry Puffins Shocked My Lemming

...he was beside himself The Doclopedia #3,397 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: Happy Ed's Bargain Dungeon From Sebon's Guide To Dungeons This “dungeon” is, in fact, only about 22 years old and was built specifcally as a training dungeon and a way for Happy Ed to sell dungeoneering equipment of dubious quality. The various “monsters” are … Continue reading Angry Puffins Shocked My Lemming →

The Rare And Beautiful Singing Sheep Of Potawango Island

...they mostly sing reggae The Doclopedia #3,396 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Dungeon Out Of Time From “Notes On A Dungeon Search”, by Arvin Koldos 12/3/874: Having left the Great Swamp behind us, we are now half a day into the Northern Prairie of Plon. After the perils of the swamp, the peace of the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Singing Sheep Of Potawango Island →

Grab A Fish, Put It In A Dish

...watch is flop around and go "squish, squish, squish" The Doclopedia #3,395 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Reverse Dungeon From Sebon's Guide To Dungeons WARNING! This dungeon is considered one of the 5 Most Deadly/Least Lootable in the entire world! We strongly recommend never even going near it. Why? Because it was once the home … Continue reading Grab A Fish, Put It In A Dish →

Gutwater, Texas

...a terrible little town The Doclopedia #3,394 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Dungeon Of The Trapsmiths “Oh, fuck that place! Look at us, kid. Notice anything? Like Wilf there with half a right leg? Me missing and eye and an ear? Mircalla with scars all over her face? Glodo with no left arm? And we're … Continue reading Gutwater, Texas →

Handsome Joe Finds A Treasure

...under the front porch The Doclopedia #3,393 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Stinking Pit From Sebon's Guide To Dungeons This dungeon is a typical 3 level affair located in the ruins of Javkanthia. It has barely been explored due to the fact that it seems to be home to some of the most odiferous creatures … Continue reading Handsome Joe Finds A Treasure →

A Triumphant Return From Somewhere

...not sure where The Doclopedia #3,392 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Dungeon Of Melting Flesh “What did you not understand about the name, mate? It's not the Dungeon Of Gentle Massage, it's the feckin' DUNGEON OF MELTING FLESH! As in, the flesh of your body heating up and then running like candle wax!Oh, it doesn't … Continue reading A Triumphant Return From Somewhere →