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The Doclopedia #3,397
Seven Dungeons To Avoid: Happy Ed’s Bargain Dungeon
From Sebon’s Guide To Dungeons
This “dungeon” is, in fact, only about 22 years old and was built specifcally as a training dungeon and a way for Happy Ed to sell dungeoneering equipment of dubious quality. The various “monsters” are either illusions or mechanical in nature. Admittedly, several are tough to “kill”, but none of them has actually ever badly injured anyone, let alone killed them.
The traps are more on the embarrassing/disgusting end of the spectrum, with the worst of those being the pit trap fall into liquid pig shit. The “smack to the crotch” door trap is always embarrassing and painful.
The treasures found are seldom worth much, althoughonce in a while Ed tosses in something useful.
Entrance to this 2 level travesty will cost you 2 gold per person and take up anywhere from 5 to 9 hours of your time.
Not recommended for anyone serious about dungeoneering.
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