...Alice is a grizzly bear The Doclopedia #2,369 Average Joes: Joe Petrozzi, Cab Driver NAME: Joey S. PetrozziAGE: 39LOCATION: St. Louis, MissouriDESCRIPTION: This Joe is 5'10”, about 200 pounds, big and beefy. He has dark brown hair and brown eyes. He's married to Lena, with whom he has 3 kids.“I'm born right here in St. … Continue reading A Day In The Forest With Alice
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Silver Sea Lion Serenade
...not really very melodic The Doclopedia #2,368 Average Joes: Joe Adams, Pulp Author NAME: Joe R. AdamsAGE: 74LOCATION: Astoria, OregonDESCRIPTION: At 74, partially bald and gray haired, Joe Adams looks like somebodies grandfather, which he is, 9 times over. 5'9”, a bit on the chubby side, and with a full handlebar mustache, he is married … Continue reading Silver Sea Lion Serenade
It’s All Fun & Games Until The Clowns Start Mutating
...then, shit gets real The Doclopedia #2,367 Average Joes: Joe Two Bears, Trapper NAME: Joe Two BearsAGE: 45LOCATION: St. Marys, MontanaDESCRIPTION: This Joe is a Native American and Montana native. He stands 6' tall and has graying black hair and brown eyes. He lives in a small cabin about a mile outside of town, with … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until The Clowns Start Mutating
Sneaking Around At Night In Boston
...innocently, mind you The Doclopedia #2,366 Average Joes: Joe McKenna, Security Guard NAME: Joseph T. McKennaAGE: 28LOCATION: Los Angeles, CaliforniaDESCRIPTION: Joe is 5'11” tall, weighs 155 pounds and looks like a typical California surfer, which he is. He's not married and lives in a house near the beach with 3 other surfers.“I took this job … Continue reading Sneaking Around At Night In Boston
Doc Tempest And The Robot Revolt
...from the June, 2035 issue The Doclopedia #2,365 Average Joes: Joe Olsen, Gardener NAME: Jonas L. OlsenAGE: 40LOCATION: Austin, TexasDESCRIPTION: Joe is a 6'4”, 250 pound native son of Austin, Texas. He has short brown/gray hair, a mustache, and brown eyes. He has a wife and 4 kids. He's been a gardener for 25 years.“Yeah, … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Robot Revolt
Let’s Play With The Spiders!
...I know at least 4 people that just left this page The Doclopedia #2,364 Average Joes: Joe Huang, Discount Wizard NAME: Joe F. HuangAGE: 67LOCATION: New York, New YorkDESCRIPTION: Joe is a Chinese American man who is 5'6” tall and a bit chubby. He is almost totally bald. He has one brown eye and one … Continue reading Let’s Play With The Spiders!
Chapter 944: In Which Our Hero, Angered By Corrupt Officials, Burns Down The Town Hall, Steals The Money, And Gives Most Of It To The Poor
...there was a small surcharge The Doclopedia #2,363 Average Joes: Joe Pozlowsky, Special Delivery Man NAME: Joseph K. PozlowskyAGE: 33LOCATION: Chicago, IllinoisDESCRIPTION: Joe is 5'8” tall, heavy set, muscular, and average looking. He is married with 3 kids, two dogs, a cat, and a rabbit.Joe works for Green Star Special deliveries, and when they say … Continue reading Chapter 944: In Which Our Hero, Angered By Corrupt Officials, Burns Down The Town Hall, Steals The Money, And Gives Most Of It To The Poor
All Kids Know About The Toe Eating Monster
...who lives under beds The Doclopedia #85 Yeah, Joe was average...the kind of average that a smart guy could use...the kind of average that could give a private dick an edge when it came to dealing with tough mugs and hot dames Average Joes: Joe Hinkley, Barber Me? Hey, I'm just the guy who gives shaves … Continue reading All Kids Know About The Toe Eating Monster
Doc Tempest vs The Rain Of Madness
...from the May, 1951 issue The Doclopedia #84 Arrr, this Joe be a right popular feller among the pirates! Average Joes: Joe Brown, Tavernkeeper Here ya go, matey, fresh off the boat from Jamaica today. That there rum'll put a wind in yer sails fer sure! Just got inta port, eh? Well, ye came at … Continue reading Doc Tempest vs The Rain Of Madness
The Rare And Beautiful And Huggable Giant Yellow Bunnies Of Potawango Island
...I'm gonna hug 'em and squeeze 'em, George. HAPPY 14th ANNIVERSARY TO MY SWEET ANGEL, GRACE! I love you, baby! And now... The Doclopedia #83 Yippie Ky Ay, Joe's in the Wild West! Average Joes: Joe Chang, Bathhouse Proprietor Yes, yes...you've come to the right place for a bath, sir. For only 50 cents, we'll fix … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Huggable Giant Yellow Bunnies Of Potawango Island
Atomic Pants
...really! The Doclopedia #82 Average Joes: Joe Konk, Security Guard Uhh, yeah, I'm the only security guard here at the ACME factory. It's rough work, but what else am I gonna do? I'm not good lookin' like Mickey Mouse or smart like Bugs Bunny. Besides, I recover pretty quickly from all of the … Continue reading Atomic Pants
The 35 Things That You Should Know How To Do To Avoid Crazy Women
...#1: Never associate with crazy women The Doclopedia #81 Average Joes: Joe Wyznowski, Cemetery Custodian Yeah, I know, it's a creepy job taking care of a cemetery. Some of my friends thought I was nuts, but hell, the pay is good and I get this nice little cottage to live in. It's a … Continue reading The 35 Things That You Should Know How To Do To Avoid Crazy Women
Coelacanth Breeder’s Quarterly
...now with full color photos! The Doclopedia #80 Average Joes: Joe Orion, Starship Mechanic Oh now, jeez, I haven't seen one of dese in years. An old Asimov 250 wit' jump drive, right? Gosh, this is a classic, don't ya know? There's a fella back home in Fargo has got one o' dese. … Continue reading Coelacanth Breeder’s Quarterly
Pizza My Heart
...isn't that a Janis Joplin song? The Doclopedia #78 Average Joes: Joe Doakes, Diner Cook So like I was sayin', ya work at a place like this...on a busy corner in a big city...and ya see all kindsa things. An' I ain't just talkin' about good lookin' dames and rich guys, either. Hell, … Continue reading Pizza My Heart
Girls Who Like Pie And Naked Hopscotch
...they were...aw, nevermind The Doclopedia #77 Average Joes: Joe Jones, Sanitation Engineer Yeah, I'm a garbage collector. So? Somebody has to do it and the pay ain't bad. Sure you sometimes end up smelling pretty funky by the end of the day, but a good shower and some Old Spice and yer a … Continue reading Girls Who Like Pie And Naked Hopscotch
Big Ol’ Crazy Monsters
...with googly eyes Before we get on to the final Joe of Average Joe Week, here are... Several Lessons We Learned On Vacation 1: On the Big Island, hotels charge an arm and a leg for phone calls. A cell phone would have helped immensely. Oh, and internet access is just crazy expensive, assuming you … Continue reading Big Ol’ Crazy Monsters
Monkey Butter On a Stick
...I'm insane This will probably be the last post I'll do before Grace and I get to Hawaii on Monday afternoon. The laptop is FINALLY back up and running, so it is going with us. Now, I must sleep, but here is a veritable Joeapalooza of entries in the character follies. I hope that y'all … Continue reading Monkey Butter On a Stick
