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The Doclopedia #2,364
Average Joes: Joe Huang, Discount Wizard
NAME: Joe F. Huang
AGE: 67
LOCATION: New York, New York
DESCRIPTION: Joe is a Chinese American man who is 5’6” tall and a bit chubby. He is almost totally bald. He has one brown eye and one green eye. He is not married, but he does have 5 cats. He lives on the top floor, the entire top floor, of a 4 story apartment in the Bronx.
“Yes, I’m a discount wizard alright. I was never talented enough to be in the big leagues of wizardry, but I got pretty good at the simpler stuff. You know, like confidence spells and luck spells and spells to keep the old sex motor running when you get to my age group.
So one day I’m casting a finding spell on Mrs. Chung’s TV remote and I think ‘Hellfire. Joe, you oughta just go into business doing stuff like this.’ I went out the next day and got a business license and a sign to post out by the front gate. Got a listing in the phone book and that was that. I got business the same day.
Yeah, no spell over 30 bucks, same day service, group rates available, 10% off for seniors and active duty military. I’m doing okay at this job.”
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