...REALLY sure? The Doclopedia #2,332 Strange Bandanas: The Tiny Cats One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is a cute light orange bandana with variously posed tiny cats on it. It was a gift from my late dog, Lucy, just a week before … Continue reading Are You Sure You Want To Do This?
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The Final Goodbye
...and the end of an era . I did not plan for this to go up on Halloween, as it is neither spooky or funny, but this is how things work out. I've been meaning to write about this for years. . The Final Goodbye . Let me preface this by saying that I do … Continue reading The Final Goodbye
All I Know, I Learned From Old Jim, Who Lived In A Dumpster Behind A Beer Joint
...with his dog, Amos Day 10: In which we say goodbye to friends and our trip ends on an unavoidably sad note. After breakfast and a few hours checking out Vegas, we took our friends home via the old spacey wacey trick. Brian, Caroline, Lauren and Sadie were dropped off at home in Canada, … Continue reading All I Know, I Learned From Old Jim, Who Lived In A Dumpster Behind A Beer Joint
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Garden Gnomes Crave Human Flesh
...and that's why I don't have any of the little bastards. Day 9: In which we travel westward, see strange stuff and cause a small riot in Needles, CA. After a nice big breakfast at the Big Texan Steak Ranch, we drove over to see the Tin Can Giant, which looks much the same … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Garden Gnomes Crave Human Flesh
Bronze Prawns Sitting On Lawns
...that belong to Dons and Dawns Day 3: In which we visit several goofy places in Texas, but not until after chasing critters through the desert. (NOTE: Despite the real world passing of our beloved Lucy, she will continue on awhile in this con report.) We were just about to get on the bus … Continue reading Bronze Prawns Sitting On Lawns
R.I.P. Lucy Louise Cross (2003-2013)
...our sweet girl Today, at 11:50, our sweet Lucy Lou was relieved of her pain by our vet. The lymphoma and associated problems had finally made her quality of life dip below the threshold where it would be good. Lucy had a rough life before we adopted her in 2009, but she did very well once she … Continue reading R.I.P. Lucy Louise Cross (2003-2013)
The Mysterious and Tense, Yet Somewhat Psychedelic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Meatloaf Of The Damned
...co-starring her best buddy, Orville Sweetcracker Doc Update Time for an update about life here at the D&G Cross Home For Wayward Basset Bitches. I haven't been doing these as regularly as I used to, so maybe this will be the start of renewed personal updatage. Or not. Healthwise, I'm now taking blood pressure meds … Continue reading The Mysterious and Tense, Yet Somewhat Psychedelic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Meatloaf Of The Damned
The Way Funny, Yet Also Deeply Insightful, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Popcorn Ball
...co-starring her pet jerboa, Dennis Holy Crap, Batman, An Actual Blog Post! Hopefully, this will get me back to regular posting. First up... New fiction up over on the fiction blog! It's the Second Series of After The Change Came and it's not written by the alternate Doc Cross who did the first one. Of … Continue reading The Way Funny, Yet Also Deeply Insightful, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Popcorn Ball
A Beer Mug Full Of Dimes
...I haz it And now...STUFF! 1: On the canine front, Lucy continues to adapt to our household. Although she is still a very timid dog and does not play with Winker, she is a very loving girl towards her mom & dad. 2: I am formulating an idea for a fantasy setting where nobody actually … Continue reading A Beer Mug Full Of Dimes
The Screwball Funny, Yet Also Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The 5 Robots Named Gus
...co-starring her new boyfriend, Blinky Swerdlow I took The Girls to the park just a bit ago. We do this every weekday, since the park is only about 2 blocks away and they both need exercise. Winker, who needs to work off some of her chubbiness, is not a great fan of such walks, since … Continue reading The Screwball Funny, Yet Also Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The 5 Robots Named Gus
Solar Powered Chicken Cars
...in case your chickens like to drive Health Update: Aside from a runny nose and an annoying tickle in my throat, I'm feeling way better. I blame my recent health woes on the unseasonably cool and damp weather. Man, this whole global warming thing is gonna suck. Lucy Update: She is still a very timid … Continue reading Solar Powered Chicken Cars
Stealthy Millipedes Stole My Hotrod
...no, I don't know why Lucy Lou Update Well, it turns out that this weekend is also when Lucy went into heat, as if the poor baby didn't have enough stress. She is pretty starved for love and wants to be with Grace and I constantly, but we are also leaving her and Winker alone … Continue reading Stealthy Millipedes Stole My Hotrod
Sister Lucy Sets Up Shop
...well, sorta Doc, Grace and Winker Sue Cross are happy as clams to announce the adoption today of... Miss Lucy Louise Cross, a Basset Hound mix. Lucy is 6 years old, mostly colored black with some brown and white. She is much bigger than Miss Winker Sue Cross...taller and heavier, at around 50 pounds. She … Continue reading Sister Lucy Sets Up Shop