...nope, no clue The Doclopedia #2,538 Low Level Superhero Deaths: The Time Detective 40 year old man from Leeds, England, who had the power to go back in time for 1 hour per day. Solved many mysteries. Extremely popular with the press and television news. Got a contract to do “World's Mysteries SOLVED!” How he … Continue reading Pixilated Pickles →

...mostly, he saves eyeballs The Doclopedia #2,537 Low Level Superhero Deaths: Water Boy 17 year old hero living in Seattle, Washington. Could turn his body into water, allowing him to get through tights spaces, move rapidly, engulf crooks in his watery form, and be unharmed by most attacks. Popular with most people. How he died: … Continue reading The Great Gooey God Saves →

...the fly backward The Doclopedia #2,536 Low Level Superhero Deaths: The Stuffie Young woman in Columbus, Ohio, was transformed into a 6 foot tall stuffed bunny. She was unharmed by bullets or most other physical assaults. Everybody loved her, but she longed to be human again. Developed a drinking problem. How she died: Got drunk, … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Crazy Storks Of Potawango Island →

...Sid thought she was an alien The Doclopedia #2,535 Low Level Superhero Deaths: The Blue Cyborg 60% robotic hero from Rome, Italy. Possessed several high tech weapons, enhanced toughness, and many computer based powers. Stayed pretty low key. Had several enemies. Loved and feared by most people. How he died: Shorted out after peeing on … Continue reading Raggsy Was A Peculiar Girl →

...as you do The Doclopedia #2,534 Low Level Superhero Deaths: The Amazing Mantis-ManTwenty-something superhero from Los Angeles with the power to turn into a human sized praying mantis. This gave him speed, strength, flight, and enhanced vision. He scared the hell out of most people, despite being a hero. How he died: Cannabilized after a … Continue reading Jumping The Snark →

...and that's just for a 3 day convention The Doclopedia #2,533 Low Level Superhero Deaths: CheesewomanMiddle aged superhero from Madison, Wisconsin. An odd hero, but beloved in her home town. Had the ability to transform her body into any variety of cheese. She could then alter her shape. She could also fire cheese curds from … Continue reading Packing Up 300 Dice →

...it was a simply mistake, really. The Doclopedia #2,532 Low Level Superhero Deaths: Captain Whoop Ass Colorful and popular superhero in Oakland, California. Possessed enhanced strength, speed, and toughness. Known for his freestyle rapping as he beat up crooks.How he died: Found out he was NOT faster than a speeding bullet. Or 143 of them.