Randy Never Trusted Me After The Tree Breathed Down My Neck

…it was a simply mistake, really.

The Doclopedia #2,532

Low Level Superhero Deaths: Captain Whoop Ass

Colorful and popular superhero in Oakland, California. Possessed enhanced strength, speed, and toughness. Known for his freestyle rapping as he beat up crooks.

How he died: Found out he was NOT faster than a speeding bullet. Or 143 of them.