...with the flapjack fairies The Doclopedia #3,063 Stairway To...: Kaiju From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding... Friends, I am done with any more stairways until I have done some very rigorous studying of the multiverse! This last stairway took me to the most dangerous place I have ever been, and that is saying something!The … Continue reading The Adventures Of The Pancake Dwarves
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Glamour Photography For Cats
...and cat models The Doclopedia #3,062 Stairway To...: Surf City From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding... Of my latest stairway adventure, I can only say it was pleasurable. After walking up ten steps made of warm sand, I was not too surprised to find myself on a beautiful beach full of barely dressed young … Continue reading Glamour Photography For Cats
Handbook Of Causing Trouble
...brothers & sisters, I wrote it The Doclopedia #3,061 Stairway To...: Fairyland From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding... Alas, my latest trip up a stairway was no more successful at getting me to Heaven than the previous trips were. However, that does not mean it wasn't worthwhile. Indeed, it was quite profitable. You see, … Continue reading Handbook Of Causing Trouble
That Darned Lobster!
...he's a tricky scamp The Doclopedia #3,060 Stairway To...: War From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding... After returning from the three year long search for the remains of the Archwizard Loroftus, which, by the way, we never found, I returned home. After taking a few months to rest and regrow various body parts, I … Continue reading That Darned Lobster!
Ducks Causing Trouble, Geese On The Run
...it's a waterfowl crime spree . . The Doclopedia #1,498 Stairway to: Lincoln Of all the stairways I have found, this one is the most random. Why? Because there are dozens of town and cities with the name Lincoln. There are over 40 Lincolns in the United states alone. You'll find more in the U.K., … Continue reading Ducks Causing Trouble, Geese On The Run
We Come From The Land Of The Ice And Snow, You Betcha
...oh ya, Minnesota . . The Doclopedia #1,496 Stairway to: Lost Vegas This spiral staircase appears only in casinos in Las Vegas, in whatever year is current. It's a damned classy staircase, straight out of the heyday of Vegas, when the Rat Pack performed, the Mob ran the town and casinos weren't “Family Destination Resorts”. … Continue reading We Come From The Land Of The Ice And Snow, You Betcha
Golden Racer Joe
...more fake anime . . The Doclopedia #1,495 Stairway to: Toyland This stairway always appears near a group of several old toys that you had as a kid. Most of them were your favorites. The door, which looks totally ordinary, has the words “This Way To Toyland” painted on the door in bright green. The … Continue reading Golden Racer Joe
The Fashionably Late, But Interesting And Cool, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Girl Who Talked To Fish
...featuring her new best friend, Oceana Perchly . . The Doclopedia #1,494 Stairway to: Asgard This stairway moves around every few months, but you'll always find it somewhere in the Scandinavian countries of Norway, Denmark and Sweden. The entrance is a door that is large (8'X4'), thick (3”) and very heavy. It's made of a … Continue reading The Fashionably Late, But Interesting And Cool, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Girl Who Talked To Fish
The Journal Of The Royal Society Of Saucy Ladies
...about whom Lord Hendrix wrote a song, though he changed "saucy" to "foxy" The Doclopedia #634 Stairway To...: Atlantis From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding: Failure yet again. This time, the stairway was made of silver and crystal and curved upward for 500 steps before ending at a door of purest silver. Surely this … Continue reading The Journal Of The Royal Society Of Saucy Ladies
This Week’s Episode: Mack & Dub Buy A Turkey
...and try to sneak it upstairs The Doclopedia #633 Stairway To...: Mars From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding: Well, that was certainly interesting. I have only within the hour returned from my latest failed attempt at creating a stairway to heaven, having this time incorporated an aspect to the spell wherein everything that … Continue reading This Week’s Episode: Mack & Dub Buy A Turkey
More Songs About Mutants And Pie
...no, not really The Doclopedia #632 Stairway To...: Mordor From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding: Bah! Another pointless journey through the wrong doorway. This time the stairway was made of rough stone and was only about thirty steps total. The door was round and painted black. Upon stepping through it, I found myself in … Continue reading More Songs About Mutants And Pie
If Humans Can Bugger Each Other, Can Bugs Human Each Other?
...nobody else asks these questions, folks The Doclopedia #631 Stairway To...: Woodstock, 1969 From the notebook of Zimwalt the Astounding: Having made a tenuous contact with some other plane via my Radionic Detecting Crystal, I heard a bit of poetry obscured by noises. It seemed to tell of a stairway one could take straight … Continue reading If Humans Can Bugger Each Other, Can Bugs Human Each Other?
