...many to choose from The Doclopedia #3,130 In The Junk Drawer: 9 Bottle Caps “Hey, Muriel, look here. Remember when Joey and his buddies were about 8 and collecting bottle caps? Looks like we have the last 9 right here. Jeez, Brother's Root Beer. That hasn't been around since before the war. Hey, let's send … Continue reading Plastic Faces →

...a cheapo movie The Doclopedia #3,129 In The Junk Drawer: Green String “Hey, Lisa, do you remember this green string? I think you were in 3rd grade when you had us dye a big spool of string green so you could do some art project for school. Yeah, yeah, Miss Taggart was your teacher. Old … Continue reading Night Of The Vampire Werewolves →

...About $200 worth The Doclopedia #3,128 In The Junk Drawer: A Hacksaw Blade “And here's a perfectly good hacksaw blade. Probably the last survivor of that time in '52 when your nitwit Uncle Don handcuffed himself to the back fence. Then, he found out he'd lost the key. Those cop cuffs are tough. I wore … Continue reading Patty The Shopper Got Us The Goods →

...please? The Doclopedia #3,127 In The Junk Drawer: A Pill Bottle Full Of Sand “Well will ya look at that. Hey, Muriel, take a look. Remember this? Yeah, it's that sand from Hawaii that I brought back on the way home after the war. Yeah, same old aspirin bottle and all. Yeah, I brought it … Continue reading Forget I Ever Said That! →

...so, maybe save it The Doclopedia #3,126 In The Junk Drawer: 48 Cents “Welp, I just got paid for today. Yep, 48 cents I didn't have before. Found it way in the back of the drawer, under a pile of crap. Probably been there since right after we bought the house.Hey, wait...that's an Indian Head … Continue reading The Last Cupcake You’ll Ever Eat →

...with Liza the Lizard The Doclopedia #3,125 In The Junk Drawer: Really Good Tape “Well I'll be! There that roll of really good tape I thought I'd lost. Man, this stuff will hold anything together. How do I know? Go ask your mother about how I reattached the front bumper on the car after it … Continue reading Howard The Snake Falls In Love →

...it's gonna get wild The Doclopedia #3,124 In The Junk Drawer: A Big Spoon “Open up you son of a...Goddamnit! What the...? A spoon? Muriel, you tell the kids that this junk drawer ain't the place for a big damned wooden spoon! I had a hell of a time trying to get it open and...what? … Continue reading It’s Fruit Gnomes VS Veggie Pixies! →