The Seven Things You Must Always Do When Being Chased By A Dinosaur

...#2 Run faster Another Saturday Night And I Ain't Got No Money Jeez, has it actually been a week since I last posted on here? Apparently, my writing mojo has really fallen down and can't get up. The diet goes well. No idea how much I actually weighed when I started, but I'm guessing 295. … Continue reading The Seven Things You Must Always Do When Being Chased By A Dinosaur →

Handsome Joe Catches A Rabbit

...and has no idea what to do with it Saturday In Review Aside from starting the diet, today was pretty much a cockup as far as my plans went. First off, the only Home Depot that rents weed whackers rented them all out by the time I got there. That hosed my main gardening plans. … Continue reading Handsome Joe Catches A Rabbit →

Crazed Ichthyosaurs Terrorized My Sea Hares

...I'll wait while you google it Chapter 777: In Which Your Humble Narrator Hits The Wall Those of you who read my fiction blog will have noticed that I haven't posted anything there for several days. On Facebook, my comments and posts have slowed to a trickle. It's been three days since I did any … Continue reading Crazed Ichthyosaurs Terrorized My Sea Hares →

The Blatantly Pornographic, Yet Still Somehow Work Safe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Three Hunky Guys

...co-starring her best friend, Fully Flexible Francine Doc Update #47,003 READING: World War Z by Max Brooks EATING: Too damned much. Severe dieting & exercise starts soon DOING: Removal of summer garden veggies/Planting of the winter garden veggies. WRITING: As much as possible, but still not enough. LISTENING: To more Americana and Swing, less Rock … Continue reading The Blatantly Pornographic, Yet Still Somehow Work Safe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Three Hunky Guys →

Sects & Vile Inns

...I have no shame Doc Update 1: As this post proves, my attempt to do general blogging on a regular schedule is failing miserably. 2: On the other hand, the fiction blog is getting new posts 6 days a week. 3: I'll be having another 4 day staycation from October 22-25. The theme of this … Continue reading Sects & Vile Inns →

The Horticultural Whore Returns From The Dead

...or at least dormancy It has been a damned long time since I did one of these garden updates, so here goes. For the last year or two, my garden has been overrun by weeds. This has not changed, but it will next week when I rent a weed whacker and lay waste to my … Continue reading The Horticultural Whore Returns From The Dead →