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...Co-starring her older brother, Almost Red Ed The Doclopedia #2,682 The Day I Finally...: Started Breeding Komodo Dragons Idea courtesy of David Bolack on Facebook You know, I figured the exotic pet market was ripe for something really exotic, so I bought two male and four female komodo dragons off a guy I know. They … Continue reading The Scary, But Also Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Attack Of The Snot Creatures →

...or whatever The Doclopedia #2,681 The Day I Finally...: Finally Passed My Driver's License Test Idea courtesy of Mary Garrett on Facebook It took me 5 attempts to pass my driver's license test. I live in a small town, so there was only one person to go with me on the driving portion. His name … Continue reading Jazz Glands →

...hot & spicy The Doclopedia #2,680 The Day I Finally...: Discovered The Horrible Truth About Poptarts Idea courtesy of Gabriel Gentile on Facebook Pour me another double, Al. Yeah, it's early, but I need to get blotto. If you'd seen what I have, you'd be drinkin' hard, too.You ever notice how the folks working at … Continue reading Hot Snakes On Your Plate! →

...they're pretty good The Doclopedia #2,679 The Day I Finally...: Spoke MartianIdea courtesy of Ginie Murphy on Facebook I've always picked up languages pretty fast. I mean, sometimes, eerily fast. A friend of mine suggested that it might be a psychic ability, and after what happened today, I believe it!See, I was out hiking through … Continue reading Spoons That Play Themselves →