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The Doclopedia #2,680
The Day I Finally…: Discovered The Horrible Truth About Poptarts
Idea courtesy of Gabriel Gentile on Facebook
Pour me another double, Al. Yeah, it’s early, but I need to get blotto. If you’d seen what I have, you’d be drinkin’ hard, too.
You ever notice how the folks working at the Poptart factory never talk much about their work? Well, that’s been buggin’ me for years, so I decided to sneak in and see what’s up.
I hid on the underside of one of the semi trailers that go in the security gates to drop stuff off. After that, I snuck into the place and spent a good hour hiding and avoiding security. Slowly, I finally got to where they made the product itself.
And then I saw it! I…I saw it and screamed. After that, I just ran and ran, until I found myself here.
I saw it, Al. I saw the main ingredient. Al, they make those poptarts out of REAL POPS…AND MOMS, TOO!!!
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