French Lesson: “Honoré de Balzac” = “No Hitting Below The Belt”

...now I'm gonna have to fight some Francophones The Doclopedia #1,398 The Over And The Under: What Is The Secret Of The Over? From Zarisa Joon Lattiro, an Overling: Our deepest secret? You mean beyond the fact that the horrid Rekusi really control everything? Why, that would be the fact that our lifters and anchors … Continue reading French Lesson: “Honoré de Balzac” = “No Hitting Below The Belt”

A Raccoon Named Boone Went To The Moon Last June To Sing A Looney Tune

...who knew he could croon? The Scottish Pixie Event (Note: This is not actually that strange an occurrence at our house. Additionally, for those not in the know, Daisy, Sasha, Silky, Luke & Misty are dogs. Max is a mutant rabbit and Daisy's boyfriend.) So I'm at the laundromat when I get this text... Daisy: … Continue reading A Raccoon Named Boone Went To The Moon Last June To Sing A Looney Tune

The Ice Cream Dwarves And The Candy Gnomes Go To War

...over caramel or peanuts or something The Doclopedia #1,388 Potion Ingredients: Troll Sperm Contrary to popular wisdom, only the very largest and very smallest trolls reproduce by splitting in two, with a new troll growing from each half. All of the other trolls mate like the majority of humanoids do. The trick then is how … Continue reading The Ice Cream Dwarves And The Candy Gnomes Go To War

The Rare And Beautiful Nervous Bison Of Potawango Island

...they're a neurotic mess   The Doclopedia #1,386 Potion Ingredients: Death Flower Petals Collecting the petals of Death Flowers is a thing done only by the very strong of will and stomach, since they only take root and bloom in the blood drenched soil of a very large and recent battle. The seeds of Death … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Nervous Bison Of Potawango Island

Chapter 134: In Which Our Hero, Forced To Wear A Suit Made Of Feathers, Must Free Young Kate From The French

...and she's allergic to feathers The Doclopedia #1,383 Amazing Ordinary Stuff: Cat Tree Why give your cats some plywood and shag carpet monstrosity to play/sleep on when you can give them an actual, living, cat tree? Thanks yo modern genetic manipulation, these 7 foot tall trees grow very well indoors and have plenty of wide … Continue reading Chapter 134: In Which Our Hero, Forced To Wear A Suit Made Of Feathers, Must Free Young Kate From The French