...they enforce it The Doclopedia #2,405 A Bag Of Many...: DrinksThis bag can, once per 24 hour period, produce one container of a substance that is safe for humans and most other humanoid species to drink. Note that 25% of the items will be water of some sort. All are in glass containers that disappear … Continue reading Justice Worms
Month: June 2022
Messing Around With Dangerous Chemicals
...fun for the whole familyI now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,404 Warning Labels: Spider Shoes & Gloves Thank you for buying a set of Parker Industries “Spider Shoes & Gloves”. We think you will get years of fun out of them, but please … Continue reading Messing Around With Dangerous Chemicals
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Piss Off The Porcupines
...after that, no bueno I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,403 Warning Labels: Beast Beer WARNING! Beast Beer is not for puny men and women! Beast Beer is for warriors born and bloodied! Lesser people will not be worthy of Beast Beer, and … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Piss Off The Porcupines
Spider And The California Kid Get A Little Something Extra
...it was a monkeyI now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,402 Warning Labels: A Flying Carpet A few words of warning, most excellent customer.The power of flight is granted by the spirit of a djinn, who has lost their physical form and serves this … Continue reading Spider And The California Kid Get A Little Something Extra
Flapjacks And Tea For Everyone!
...all you can eatI now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,401 Warning Labels: Your New Mk 4 Pulse Pistol Listen up, Citizen!Do not fire your new weapon at anything flammable or explosive, or you'll die!Do not attempt to use a so called “supercharged” power … Continue reading Flapjacks And Tea For Everyone!
The Rare And Beautiful Horny Hedgehogs Of Potawango Island
...don't turn your back on them.I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,400 Warning Labels: Tastee Fuud Deer othr dogz an cattz: Tastee Fuud is gud an haz meeet in it. Yu kan eet Tastee Fuud evry day, butt doo not eet to muchh … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Horny Hedgehogs Of Potawango Island
Yellow Eyes In A Dark Room
...just jump through the window and runI now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,399 Warning Labels: The Elixir Of The Ancients Note: All of the following was written in the runic script of the ancient Ivardian Empire, which collapsed 3,000 years ago. Nobody alive … Continue reading Yellow Eyes In A Dark Room
Doctor Cross In The Multiverse Of Goofy Shit
...pretty much every realityI now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,398 Warning Labels: For Assist-O-Bot Thank you for purchasing Assist-O-Bot, the finest assistance AI on the market.Warning: Do not attempt to use Assist-O-Bot for sexual purposes. This could result in bot a malfunctioning AI … Continue reading Doctor Cross In The Multiverse Of Goofy Shit
It’s Time To Do It Right!
...once we know what "it" is I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,397 It Came From The ...: Beauty Parlor Basic Information: Released in 1951 by Majestic Films. Running time: 98 minutes Overall rating by … Continue reading It’s Time To Do It Right!
A Dog And A Hog Rode A Log Through The Fog In A Bog
...then, they heard a frog I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,396 It Came From The ...: Bird Feeder Basic Information: Released in 1970 by 24th Street Films. Running time: 105 minutes Overall rating by … Continue reading A Dog And A Hog Rode A Log Through The Fog In A Bog
King Of The Pie Gnomes
...he's very popular I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,395 It Came From The ...: Cheese Shop Basic Information: Released in 1963 by Three Star Releasing. Running time: 70 minutes Overall rating by Critics Anonymous: … Continue reading King Of The Pie Gnomes
In This Episode: Joey Goes Surfing And Wilbur Buys A Bike
...while Grandpa gets stoned I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,394 It Came From The ...: Junkyard Basic Information: Released in 1968 by The Toronto Film Group. Running time: 100 minutes Overall rating by Critics … Continue reading In This Episode: Joey Goes Surfing And Wilbur Buys A Bike
Nice Sandwiches
...and they're toasted! I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,393 It Came From The ...: Art School Basic Information: Released in 1962 by American United Films. Running time: 2 hours Overall rating by Critics Anonymous: … Continue reading Nice Sandwiches
Werewolves Of Portland
...AAWOOOOO I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,392 It Came From The ...: Farm Basic Information: Released in 1966 by First Rate Studios. Running time: 90 minutes Overall rating by Critics Anonymous: D- Synopsis: … Continue reading Werewolves Of Portland
The Adventure Of The Whistling Squid
...in which Holmes & Watson get wetI now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,391 It Came From The ...: Refrigerator Basic Information: Released in 1958 by Toko Films. Running time: 94 minutes Overall rating by … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Whistling Squid
Today, The Duke Settled In
...for the durationDoc, Grace & Yoyo Cross are pleased and proud to announce the adoption of Duke Alan Cross. Duke is a 1 year old male basset hound who comes from a benignly neglectful background. He's in very good health (vet appointment in 2 weeks) as far as we can see, is pretty well mannered … Continue reading Today, The Duke Settled In
Deep Inside The Wrong Place To Be
...and pretty fucking scared NOTE FROM MARCH 2023: For reasons that I can't recall, I originally stopped posting the rest of this theme. Here now, the rest of it. The Doclopedia #2,386 to #2,390 The Doclopedia #2,386 The Alphabet In A Week: I...J...K...L I is for Izz Bugs, one of the largest and most annoying … Continue reading Deep Inside The Wrong Place To Be
No Hedgehogs In Here!
...nope, not a one The Doclopedia #2,385 The Alphabet In A Week: E...F...G...H E is for Elemental Army, an army made up of not true Elementals, but golems made from Essential fire and/or earth. They were used on Earth 351- K during the Prophet Wars in the 4th Century. Most historians agree that it Was … Continue reading No Hedgehogs In Here!
Clean Underwear And Dirty Intentions
...it was teenagers The Doclopedia #2,384 The Alphabet In A Week: A...B...C...D A is for Amorizaklin, a Greater Green Dragon that lives in the Scattered Hills region of Preth. Measuring 110 feet from nose to tail, and with a 140 foot wingspan, Amorizaklin is the 4th largest dragon alive. He is, by all accounts, a … Continue reading Clean Underwear And Dirty Intentions
The Tale Of The Snowboarding Terrier
...he's very good at it. The Doclopedia #2,383 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Lanko Helper If a Tiny Folk person needs help doing something, they get in touch with the Helper family. For a very long time, Helpers have lent a hand as everything from carpenters to farmers to mouseherders. No matter what the job, … Continue reading The Tale Of The Snowboarding Terrier
Is That An Angel I See?
...nope, just a cattle egret The Doclopedia #2,382 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Wesky Painter Young Wesky Painter is, as his name implies, an artist. He lives in the Telegraph Hill area, along with several other Tiny Folk artists and a flock of wild parrots. It's quite a little community.Wesky primarily paints landscapes, but has … Continue reading Is That An Angel I See?
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chipmunk
...he was terrifying, but cute The Doclopedia #2,381 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Hana Ravenrider If you want to find Hana Ravenrider, you'll need to look up. It is there, high above the city, that she and her raven friend Koraka can be found. They spend much of each day flying about, finding food or … Continue reading Attack Of The 50 Foot Chipmunk
Sneaky Sandpipers Upset My Cormorants
...damned sandpipers The Doclopedia #2,380 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Talbis Squirrelmaster The Tiny Folk are famed for using squirrels as riding and pack animals. The bond between rider and squirrel is deep and strong, but it not something that just happens. Both Tiny Folk and squirrels must be trained to work together. This requires … Continue reading Sneaky Sandpipers Upset My Cormorants
The Aliens Took Our Condiments
...now we've got no mustard The Doclopedia #2,379 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Morrena Searcher Morrena is the life partner of Rinda Sandwalker. They life in the Dutch Windmill on the west end of Golden Gate Park. Both of them are seekers of useful items, but while Rinda walks the beach picking up things she … Continue reading The Aliens Took Our Condiments
The $500 Bottle Of Beer
...it's a long story The Doclopedia #2,378 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Rinda Sandwalker On the beach opposite the west end of Golden Gate Park, you can often find Rinda Sandwalker walking along accompanied by her cat friend Dendo. She wanders the beach collection bits of shells, anything useful that humans may have dropped or … Continue reading The $500 Bottle Of Beer
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