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Warning Labels: Spider Shoes & Gloves
Thank you for buying a set of Parker Industries “Spider Shoes & Gloves”. We think you will get years of fun out of them, but please remember these few rules.
1: The shoes and gloves do not actually impart any spider powers to you.
2: This product is most effective on wood, stone, brick, and other slightly rough surfaces. They most likely will not work on very slick surfaces like glass.
3: The weight limit is 190 pounds. Exceeding this risks the product not working.
4: Do not climb more than 15 feet without some sort of padding to land on.
5: Do not use the product while wearing any costume. This could attract the attention of dangerous villains.
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