Messing Around With Dangerous Chemicals

…fun for the whole family


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Warning Labels: Spider Shoes & Gloves

Thank you for buying a set of Parker Industries “Spider Shoes & Gloves”. We think you will get years of fun out of them, but please remember these few rules.

1: The shoes and gloves do not actually impart any spider powers to you.

2: This product is most effective on wood, stone, brick, and other slightly rough surfaces. They most likely will not work on very slick surfaces like glass.

3: The weight limit is 190 pounds. Exceeding this risks the product not working.

4: Do not climb more than 15 feet without some sort of padding to land on.

5: Do not use the product while wearing any costume. This could attract the attention of dangerous villains.