...a new cereal The Doclopedia #3,378 The Alphabet Bestiary: M Is For...Mist Ape Name: Mist Ape Type: Magical Creature Size: Medium Habitat: Coastal Jungles General Information: In almost all respects, Mist Apes look like small chimpanzees with a much lighter fur and skin color. In behavior, they are much less violent and will do all … Continue reading Snake Flakes
Month: September 2025
Happy Harry And His Dog, Fritz, Buy A Boat
...for fishing on the river The Doclopedia #3,377 The Alphabet Bestiary: L Is For...Leaf Mummy Name: Leaf Mummy Type: Undead Size: Medium to Large Habitat: Deciduous Forests General Information: Sometimes, a person afflicted with Mummy Rot will die while traveling through a forest. If the body is not thoroughly burned or blessed by a high … Continue reading Happy Harry And His Dog, Fritz, Buy A Boat
The Dungeon Of The Secret Doors
...freakin' secret doors everywhere! The Doclopedia #3,376 The Alphabet Bestiary: K Is For...Kylinga Name: Kylinga Type: Medium Predator Size: 3-4 feet long, 30-40 pounds Habitat: Temperate forests and fields General Information: Looking like nothing so much as a large, chubby weasel, these deadly predators are deadly hunters who do not mind including the flesh of … Continue reading The Dungeon Of The Secret Doors
Skinkology
...learn about skinks The Doclopedia #3,375 The Alphabet Bestiary: J Is For...Jelly Fox Name: Jelly Fox Type: Magical Creation Size: Small, 10 pounds, 32 inches long Habitat: Any area of high magic General Information: Jelly Foxes are not any sort of actual fox, but are shaped like one. In fact, they are a sort of … Continue reading Skinkology
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Getting Your Shit Together
...haha, like he knows The Doclopedia #3,374 The Alphabet Bestiary: I Is For...Iron Beast Of Arkos Name: Iron Beast Of Arkos Type: Enormous Iron Golem Size: 300 feet tall, weight unknown Habitat: Arkosian Empire General Information: This gigantic golem was created after Yarkos the Second, Sorcerer King of Arkos, had a fever dream that he … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Getting Your Shit Together
Just Take Some Time Out To Scream
...you'll feel much better The Doclopedia #3,373 The Alphabet Bestiary: H Is For...Hoomka Name: Hoomka Type: Small Fae Size: 1 foot tall, 1.5 pounds Habitat: Light temperate woods General Information: Not all creatures are dangerous or annoying. Hoomkas, despite being a type of fae, are friendly, helpful, and if you'll excuse us, positively adorable. Hoomka … Continue reading Just Take Some Time Out To Scream
Sherlock Holmes And The Adventure Of The Tenacious Terrier
...as told by Yoyo Brian Cross The Doclopedia #3,372 The Alphabet Bestiary: G Is For...Grim Lady Name: Grim Lady Type: Undead Size: Medium, 5' 6”, 140 pounds Habitat: Haunted Areas General Information: Grim Ladys are terrifying undead who hunger for the eyes and tongues of the living, which they rip out with their claws while … Continue reading Sherlock Holmes And The Adventure Of The Tenacious Terrier
We’ll Fix Your Broken Heart
...we're your handymen The Doclopedia #3,372 The Alphabet Bestiary: F Is For...Famtor Name: Famtor Type: Unique Chimera Size: Large, 500 pounds, 7 feet tall Habitat: Large cities General Information: Famtor was most probably created in some sort of magical accident, as many singular creatures are. Some are dangerous, some are harmless, but all of them … Continue reading We’ll Fix Your Broken Heart
Quiet Podowski Has Some Questions
...and you're going to answer them, see? The Doclopedia #3,372 The Alphabet Bestiary: E Is For...Ectoslugs Name: Ectoslugs Type: Undead Gastropod Size: Small, 6 inches Habitat: Areas of mass death near gardens General Information: Imagine a large garden slug. Now make it very pale and incorporeal due to being a ghostly thing. That is an … Continue reading Quiet Podowski Has Some Questions
Grandpa Vern Steals The Car
...and drove 4 miles to bingo The Doclopedia #3,371 The Alphabet Bestiary: D Is For...Dirt Eels Name: Dirt Eels Type: Amphibious Size: Small, 2-4 feet long Habitat: Moist to wet soil in temperate climates General Information: While not dangerous, Dirt Eels can be annoying because they live in very large groups and will swarm all … Continue reading Grandpa Vern Steals The Car
Doing That Bad Dog Boogie
...like the bad dogs do The Doclopedia #3,370 The Alphabet Bestiary: C Is For...Climbing Terror Name: Climbing Terror Type: Arachnid Size: Large 7 feet long, 3 feet tall Habitat: Large Ruins, Deep Old Growth Forests, Canyons General Information: Climbing Terrors are very large arachnids that spend much of their time on vertical surfaces, waiting for … Continue reading Doing That Bad Dog Boogie
Bog Salad
...nope The Doclopedia #3,369 The Alphabet Bestiary: B Is For...Buragas Name: Buragas Type: Medium Predator Size: 3 feet long, 10 inches tall Habitat: Deserts, plains, light woods General Information: Buragas somewhat resemble wolverines, but are less aggressive, faster, and hunt in packs of from 4 to 10. Their favorite prey includes rodents, ground dwelling birds, … Continue reading Bog Salad
Doors And More Doors
...one does not just walk into more doors The Doclopedia #3,368 The Alphabet Bestiary: A Is For...Aplox Name: Aplox Type: Herbivorous Biped Size: Large 9-11 feet tall Habitat: Subtropical forests General Information: Aplox have short,very plush fur covering almost all of their bodies except the soles of their feet, palms of their hands, and faces. … Continue reading Doors And More Doors
Mousewatchers Monthly
...all the news for mousewatchers The Doclopedia #3,367 Rare Potion Ingredients: Biting Rose Sap Biting Rose Sap Rarity (1-10): 8, due to poisonous bite Location: The Dark Valley in Eastern Graveria Accessibility: Extremely dangerous due to many undead Value: 30,000 gold per vial Uses: Undeath based potions Average Time Per Expedition (From Valduria and environs): … Continue reading Mousewatchers Monthly
A New Kind Of Groovy
...56% groovier The Doclopedia #3,366 Rare Potion Ingredients: Tears From An Orc “Tears from an orc? Yer workin' for a potion maker, ain't ya? Well I'll tell ya how to get tears from an orc. You get angry and when he comes at you,you kick him in the balls as hard as you can. That'll … Continue reading A New Kind Of Groovy
A Vanishing Nun Fools Inspector Totts
...he's a bit thick The Doclopedia #3,365 Rare Potion Ingredients: A Giant Raven's Egg Six days ago in Agrenna City Livol, a former Ranger: I'll go get you a giant raven egg, Gustavus, but just know in advance that the Raven King drives a very hard bargain, so you'll have to reimburse me for the … Continue reading A Vanishing Nun Fools Inspector Totts
The Kitty Cats Are Looking Good
...very stylish The Doclopedia #3,364 Rare Potion Ingredients: Blue Iceflower Petals Blue Iceflower Petals Rarity (1-10): 9, due to remoteness and limited blooming season Location: Volcanic island at the North Polar Icecap Accessibility: Very Difficult Value: 10,000 gold per petal Uses: Regeneration potions Average Time Per Expedition (From Valduria and environs): 4-5 months Average Number … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Are Looking Good
Just Walking Along Here
...nothing strange going on The Doclopedia #3,363 Rare Potion Ingredients: Hydra Blood Here's your damned hydra blood, Tolma. Fresh from a still living hydra, just like you wanted. It took us almost an hour to beat that three headed beast into submission. During that time, Dring got killed by a swat from it's tail, YorNak … Continue reading Just Walking Along Here
Dinner In a Bottle
...pizza and pudding flavor The Doclopedia #3,362 Rare Potion Ingredients: A Giant's Testicles You want to know why I can't stick around? Okay, I'll tell you, because you're a sweet gal and I hate having to leave. My friends and I were broke flat when we got to Denver, due to getting chased by a … Continue reading Dinner In a Bottle
Tea And Punishment
...civilized BDSM The Doclopedia #3,361 Rare Potion Ingredients: The Tears Of A Vampire So, yeah, the Church has this order of priests and nuns that go kill “unholy creatures”, mostly very minor demons, ghouls, and the odd werewolf or vampire. But they need all sorts of potions and shit to do it, so they have … Continue reading Tea And Punishment
Pony Rides
...for ponies The Doclopedia #3,360 Rare Potion Ingredients: Fresh Lava From Mount Satan Gemma, a thief: So let me get this straight, Nemlox. You want us to go to the erupting caldera of 9,500 foot Mount Satan, put this portal device on the ground, then pour roughly 5 gallons of molten lava through it, which … Continue reading Pony Rides
Spicy Tales Of Crimefighting Cowboys
...it gets lonely out on the range The Doclopedia #3,359 Places I Can't Go To Anymore: Delvino's Pizza, Brooklyn, New York Forgot myself and mentioned how good Chicago deep dish is. Found a deep dish pizza full of bullet holes on my doorstep. Have never returned to Brooklyn since. Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross Or … Continue reading Spicy Tales Of Crimefighting Cowboys
Books About Cheap Food
...very popular The Doclopedia #3,358 Places I Can't Go To Anymore: Aunt Olga's House 6 year old me...Aunt Olga was moderately crazy...enormous collection of creepy little dolls...4 vicious and possibly psychopathic chihuahuas...my family and my Uncle Ed's family goes to visit...twin cousins Hank & Frank were hyper 4 year olds...goddamn chihuahuas started trying to attack … Continue reading Books About Cheap Food
A Big Box Of Nothing
...but that was the whole scam The Doclopedia #3,357 Places I Can't Go To Anymore: The Game Dungeon, San Fartino, California So I go into this dusty, somewhat smelly, ill lighted little game store and, like many of that sort back in 1982, it was full of guys who smelled of everything from stale sweat … Continue reading A Big Box Of Nothing
No Ghosts Here!
...probably none over there, either The Doclopedia #3,356 Places I Can't Go To Anymore: Skudville, Georgia Look, I was 21, from California, had 4 days to kill while my friend Barb fixed my transmission, and most of the men in town were gone because it was the first week of deer season.And, apparently, the women … Continue reading No Ghosts Here!
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