“Tears from an orc? Yer workin’ for a potion maker, ain’t ya? Well I’ll tell ya how to get tears from an orc. You get angry and when he comes at you,you kick him in the balls as hard as you can. That’ll get him crying. Hell, it’d get me cryin’. So good luck on your tear gatherin’ expedition, kid.”
I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.
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