...what? The Doclopedia #3,371 Assorted Rumors: About The King 1: Rumor has it the king can cast spells on his enemies, which is why we have had 50 years of peace. 2: I heard that when he turns 60, he's going to pass the crown to Princess Carina and then he and the Queen are … Continue reading Not In This Issue: A Serious Discussion Of Trans-Quantum Drift As It Applies To Temporal Travel
Tag: Assorted Rumors
A Really Bad Time To Scream
...at 3:00 in the morning The Doclopedia #3,370 Assorted Rumors: About Miss Chiang 1: She killed her first two husbands because they cheated on her or some shit. Her husband now treats her really good. 2: She gave one girl an A+ on her finals because the other girls teased her. That girl got into … Continue reading A Really Bad Time To Scream
Dog Fart Terror Tales
...terrifying! The Doclopedia #3,369 Assorted Rumors: About Spanky Cola 1: That's that soda for kinky people. I think it has hormones in it or something. 2: It's named after a guy called Spanky that used to work at the factory back in the 1890s. 3: Dude, if you chug like, 3 cans of it, you'll … Continue reading Dog Fart Terror Tales
I Was A Ladies Bicycle Seat For The FBI
...somebody had to do it The Doclopedia #3,368 Assorted Rumors: About Green Lake 1: A cryptid lives in the lake. It looks like a huge snake with a frog head. 2: They say a crazy guy lives up there in the woods and he sometimes kills and eats a camper. 3: If you swim in … Continue reading I Was A Ladies Bicycle Seat For The FBI
And Now, A Raccoon Dancing With An Otter
...they're married with 6 kids The Doclopedia #3,367 Assorted Rumors: About Mount Bartus 1: The skeleton of the Great Dragon God is up near the peak, turned to stone 400 years ago by Wizard Hadolfus. 2: They say there's gold up in the caves on the south side, about two thirds of the way up. … Continue reading And Now, A Raccoon Dancing With An Otter
Shifty Moles Threatened My Pigeons
...then the fight was on The Doclopedia #3,366 Assorted Rumors: About The Old Mall 1: It's gonna be turned into apartments and an indoor dog park. 2: A serial killer lives in it and the cops are too scared to go after him. 3: They're gonna tear it down and build a new one. 4: … Continue reading Shifty Moles Threatened My Pigeons
Something Spiffy Is Coming
...so get ready! The Doclopedia #3,365 Assorted Rumors: About George 1: George is a spy for a foreign country, probably France. 2: He often invites women to his house for “lasagna dinners”, but we know what that really means. 3: He's worth, like, $700,000.00 or so. He just drive an old beater to avoid suspicion. … Continue reading Something Spiffy Is Coming
Boom Boom Biddy Bop Bang
...ba bam bam The Doclopedia #2,447 When In Doubt, Whip It Out: Wand Of Mini-Fireballs Instead of launching one big fireball that does lots of damage to everyone in a 10 foot circle, this wand launches 3 small fireballs that can be sent to up to 3 different targets. They only do 3-8 points of … Continue reading Boom Boom Biddy Bop Bang
Bucky & Squint Find A Stash
...a stash of cupcakes The Doclopedia #2,446 Assorted Rumors: From The Watering Hole 1: I'm just saying, that young male that's been coming around the bush looks pretty damned good to me. I'm not saying I'd leave the pride for him, but I've seen a couple of daughters looking his way. Oh, Kinai, don't act … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Find A Stash
Bones In The Garden
...I think I know where the previous owner went The Doclopedia #2,445 Assorted Rumors: From The Ohio Cryptid Hunters Meeting 1: So, yeah, here's the photo I was telling you about. That right there is a clear shot of the Fresh Falls Giant Fox. Look at it. Jesus, it's the size of a large wolf, … Continue reading Bones In The Garden
The Rare And Beautiful Dancing Giant Slugs Of Potawango Island
...admittedly, it's a hella slow dance The Doclopedia #2,443 Assorted Rumors: From The Bartender At The Eagle Club 1: That goddamn creepy Dr. Herkimer was in here last night around midnight. He went into the back booth over there and about 5 minutes later, “Bucks” McGraw come in with some guy I didn't recognize and … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Dancing Giant Slugs Of Potawango Island
Spanky Claus Is Coming To Town
...and he wants to give the naughty kids something The Doclopedia #2,442 Assorted Rumors: From The Break Room At GenetoTech 1: How about those new clone tanks they just got in? You could put four elephants in that larges one. You thinking what I'm thinking? Dinosaurs, right? I mean, Frank from over in Cataloging says … Continue reading Spanky Claus Is Coming To Town
Goofy Buster Was A Crazy Guy
...but man, could he pick a guitar The Doclopedia #2,441 Assorted Rumors: From The Duck & Rose Tavern 1: They're saying that Castle Wolf's Head is back. Just appeared looking exactly as it did 200 years ago before it vanished. Nobody going in or out of it though, and they say the sky right above … Continue reading Goofy Buster Was A Crazy Guy
I’m Packing My Bags For A Trip To Tomorrow
...and I travel light The Doclopedia #2,440 Assorted Rumors: From The Adventurous Ladies Of London Tea Room 1: The news is that Captain LeMarche, that dashing adventurer, is looking to get together an expedition to the wilds of Malaysia. It might be a thrill to join his crew...or perhaps get to the Forgotten Valley ahead … Continue reading I’m Packing My Bags For A Trip To Tomorrow
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