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The Doclopedia #3,368
Assorted Rumors: About Green Lake
1: A cryptid lives in the lake. It looks like a huge snake with a frog head.
2: They say a crazy guy lives up there in the woods and he sometimes kills and eats a camper.
3: If you swim in the southern end of the lake under a full summer moon, you gain magical powers.
4: Somewhere along the lake shore, Killer Kanofski buried a couple of million bucks worth of diamonds. He got killed by the cops the next day before he could tell anybody where he buried them.
5: UFOs come and hover over the lake for, like, 20 minutes. They just hover there. Maybe they beam up fish or something.
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