…terrifying!
The Doclopedia #3,369
Assorted Rumors: About Spanky Cola
1: That’s that soda for kinky people. I think it has hormones in it or something.
2: It’s named after a guy called Spanky that used to work at the factory back in the 1890s.
3: Dude, if you chug like, 3 cans of it, you’ll have a really hard dick for a couple of hours.
4: I heard it makes guys want you to spank them. I’m thinking of trying it out on Jimmy this weekend.
5: It’s an advertising thing, because people like to buy sexy shit.
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