A Really Bad Time To Scream

…at 3:00 in the morning

The Doclopedia #3,370

Assorted Rumors: About Miss Chiang

1: She killed her first two husbands because they cheated on her or some shit. Her husband now treats her really good.

2: She gave one girl an A+ on her finals because the other girls teased her. That girl got into a really good college.

3: I heard that she goes to the big city on weekends and plays bass and sings in a punk band.

4: I heard she used to be a Marine, which is why she’s such a hardass teacher. She could probably fuck us all up, dude.

5: I heard she has some Chinese words tattooed on her back. And a small dragon on one of her boobs.

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