...I mean, how could they afford it? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,065 Ask Me About My...: Tooning Fork Simply put, a tooning fork turns an ordinary thing, living or not, into a toonis version of itself. Personally, I think it's funny as hell, but certain people in my family with whom I … Continue reading Orangutans Who Drive Sports Cars Cannot Be Trusted
Month: May 2020
I Was A Cornfield Scarecrow For The FBI
...so fuck you, crows! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,063 Ask Me About My...: Favorite Chronological Anomaly Since we are talking about an anomaly in historical chronology, not a spacio-temporal anomaly, my favorite is probably is the one on Earth 2-D where radio was discovered in 1875 instead of 1886 and Marconi building … Continue reading I Was A Cornfield Scarecrow For The FBI
Battle Of The Bandanas
...a neverending war . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,061 Recipes For The Devout Worshiper: The Holy Breakfast Of Redemption For Self-Abusers What You Will Require Half a pound of falgonberries, picked by a virgin no later that 6 hours ago. The milk from a Sacred Goat of Plont, chilled. A small plain cake … Continue reading Battle Of The Bandanas
Ollie, The Pink Platypus Of Joy
...everyone loves Ollie . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,059 Recipes For The Devout Worshiper: The Glorious And Most Holy Stew What You Will Require 1 pound of kwug meat, taken from the hindquarters by a 3rd tier priest in accordance with the Holy Text. 1 pound of yimmalo meat, with fat and blessed … Continue reading Ollie, The Pink Platypus Of Joy
The Art And Science Of Surviving Dog Farts
...Step 1: buy a really good gas mask . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,057 New Breeds Of Dog: Skunk Dog You might think that if somebody was going to create a breed of pet that looked like a skunk, they would use cats to do it. You'd be wrong. The Skunk Dog was … Continue reading The Art And Science Of Surviving Dog Farts
Bug School
...for smarter bugs . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,055 New Breeds Of Dog: Weredog This very rare breed is not nearly as scary as the name implies, because when they undergo their change during the full moon, they just change into another breed of dog. Nobody is sure where the first weredog came … Continue reading Bug School
The California Kid Sells A Vanload Of Hot Cameras
...700 of them, to be exact. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,053 New Breeds Of Dog: Dragon Dog This breed looks like a dalmation, but green with yellow-green spots. The tail is 50% longer than normal and semi-prehensile. The ears are upright and very pointed. As the name implies, these dogs can breath … Continue reading The California Kid Sells A Vanload Of Hot Cameras
A Few Words About Ducklings
...they're fuzzy and cute! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,051 New Breeds Of Dog: Brazilian Tree Terrier This fearless little dog was first bred in Brazil to climb up fruit trees and scare off birds and monkeys. They have been known to actually kill both of those creatures when they can catch them. … Continue reading A Few Words About Ducklings
The True Story Of How I Helped A Newlywed Couple Run Off And Become Liberal Democrats
...their families were not amused . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,049 New Breeds Of Dog: Psychic Bassadoodle As the name implies, these dogs are half basset hound, half poodle and possess psychic powers. In overall looks, these dogs have slightly lighter bodies with longer legs than an ordinary basset. Aside from that, and … Continue reading The True Story Of How I Helped A Newlywed Couple Run Off And Become Liberal Democrats
The Ten Things You Must Not Do To Pixies
...#1: Don't call them elves . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,047 New Breeds Of Dog: Giant Corgi Not actually a humongous giant, this is just a much larger form of the Pembroke Welsh Corgi (the one without a tail). They weigh in at around 70 pounds and are about 18 inches tall at … Continue reading The Ten Things You Must Not Do To Pixies
A Song…A Dance…Some Cheese Whiz In Your Pants
...sharp cheddar flavor . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,045 Strange Bandanas: The American Flag One . I have several bandanas with stars & stripes on them. This one looks pretty much just like the flag, but square. I got it in 1980 at a thrift store in Seattle. I think it cost me … Continue reading A Song…A Dance…Some Cheese Whiz In Your Pants
Jumpy Cats & Barky Dogs
...pretty sure the former is due to the latter. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,043 Strange Bandanas: The Dollar Bill One My late mother gave me several bandanas over the years, but only this one has paid for itself many times over the years. It's a black bandana with dollar bills printed on … Continue reading Jumpy Cats & Barky Dogs
What To Do If Your Pie Begins To Levitate
...might we suggest running? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,041 Strange Bandanas: The Blue Chile Pepper One . I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I have at least 10 bandanas with chili peppers on them. I bought most of them at a … Continue reading What To Do If Your Pie Begins To Levitate
The TRUTH!
...which, of course, you can't handle . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,039 Strange Bandanas: The Orange Jose Cuervo One . I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… No, this bandana confers no tequila related powers to me, nor does it improve my ability … Continue reading The TRUTH!
My Dragon Romance
...it was hot . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,037 Strange Bandanas: The Dark Brown One . I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I bought this bandana at a thrift store in Walla Walla, Washington, in 2009. It cost me 75 cents. I … Continue reading My Dragon Romance
The Beginners Guide To Freestyle Flooning
...fully illustrated . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,035 Strange Bandanas: The Orange & Pink One . I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one... My orange and pink tie dyed bandana is as sweet tempered and lovable as any bandana you will ever meet. … Continue reading The Beginners Guide To Freestyle Flooning
Questions About Zebras
...we get a lot of them from lions . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,033 Well, That's Different: Pro Roleplaying . On Earth 2-O, tabletop roleplaying games, besides being immensly popular, are also a professional sport. It started when a television news crew did a story on a D&D tournament at a con and … Continue reading Questions About Zebras
This Posting Is Very Late
...but not too late . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,031 Well, That's Different: National Park States . On Earth 4-V in the current year of 2000, there are 123 states in the United States of America. That includes the 50 states we know, plus Puerto Rico, Guam, Baja California and 70 National Parks … Continue reading This Posting Is Very Late
The Place Where Puppies Are Demons And Children Drink Blood
...don't ever go there . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,029 Well, That's Different: Tower Farms . On Earth 1-K, farming and, to a somewhat lesser degree, ranching, underwent a massive revolution in 1974. That was the year Micheal DeBrea, Ethan Joong and Patty Rains patented their idea for a “tower farm”. Simply put, … Continue reading The Place Where Puppies Are Demons And Children Drink Blood
Loki Is My Co-Pilot
...and he's very funny . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,027 Tiny Folk Villages: Needle . In the Dolomite Mountains of Italy, there is one small outcropping known as “The Needle”. It does look like a needle from a distance, standing about 200 feet tall with a pronounced point. The spire is about 25 … Continue reading Loki Is My Co-Pilot
Junior Muskrat Trains A Cat
...mostly, he trained it to sleep . Become a Patron! Become the envy of all your friends! . The Doclopedia #2,025 Tiny Folk Villages: Whitecliff . Along the tops of the famous White Cliffs of Dover. In England, there is an extensive underground Tiny Folk village known as Whitecliff. About 3,000 Folk live there. Tiny … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Trains A Cat
Nose Games
...da nose knows . Become a Patron! Don't let "them" tell you not to.! . The Doclopedia #2,023 Tiny Folk Villages: Golden Park . There is a thriving Tiny Folk village (they call all of their settlments “villages”, regardless of size) in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park. It's been there since 1873, three years after … Continue reading Nose Games
The Dancing Elks Do A Reunion Tour
...it's sold out . Become a Patron! This is the stuff dreams are made of! . The Doclopedia #2,021 Good Idea/Bad Idea: Flying cars . Good Idea: Cool looking solar powered cars that can fly at up to 150 mph and at altitudes up to 500 feet. Bad Idea: Letting the average human actually buy … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Do A Reunion Tour
The Happy Cactus Episode
...Happy Happy Ouch . Become a Patron! Think of the children...or just me! . The Doclopedia #2,018 Good Idea/Bad Idea: Talking Cats . Good Idea: Giving cats the ability to converse with us so we can learn what they think and feel. Bad Idea: Letting cats talk because all thry do is give orders and … Continue reading The Happy Cactus Episode
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Go Lockdown Crazy
...I HAVE NO OVEN SO I CAN'T BAKE BREAD! HAHAHAHAHA! . Become a Patron! You've been waiting for this chance ! . The Doclopedia #2,015 Good Idea/Bad Idea: The Astounding Colossal Man . Good Idea: Create a chemical that will stop his growth so that you can find a way to cure him. Bad Idea: … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Go Lockdown Crazy
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