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The Doclopedia #2,035

Strange Bandanas: The Orange & Pink One

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I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…

My orange and pink tie dyed bandana is as sweet tempered and lovable as any bandana you will ever meet. It is stylish, yet simple, and it would never cause harm.

Unless you try to serve me liver in any form. At that point, it will go on the attack, knocking the food to the floor and then attempting to strangle the person who served it to me. Fortunately, I have always been able to wrest it from their throat and then calm it down.

Rather embarrassing, yes, but then again, they tried to serve me liver.

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The Doclopedia #2,036

Strange Bandanas: The Green Tiger Striped One

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I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…

I got this bandana from a Hindu mystic in India. He told me it would summon the Green Tiger, a legendary mix of animal and plant, that possesses a wide range of powerful magic spells and is consumed with bloodlust.

To be honest, I’ve never summoned the Green Tiger because I’m afraid it might turn on me. It’s a very cool looking bandana, though.