...co-starring her rival in all things, Very Pink Penelope. Thoughts On Gen Con 2019 First off , before I get to anything else, I want to thank my very dear and wonderful friends, Peter Hildreth and Avis Crane for paying my way to the con, putting me up in Peter's room, buying my meals and … Continue reading The Utterly Too Cool For School, Yet Very Peppy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Battle Of Blackberry Hill
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The Very Late, But Still Damned Scrappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Seven Dancing Ferrets
...co-starring her pet duck, Randolph The Gaming Is Afoot! The past few months have seen me hit something of an all high mark in my gaming life. Not since the mid 1980s have I been doing so much roleplaying and boardgaming on a weekly basis. Now, to be sure, I am still … Continue reading The Very Late, But Still Damned Scrappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Seven Dancing Ferrets
Billy The Slow Loris Goes To The Beach
...slowly, of course CritterCon 11 Trip Day Eleven (By Misty) Hello, everybody! Misty here with your trip report for today. We started the day with an early breakfast at a campground about 50 miles north of Critter City. As always, it was scrummy and we left the table with full bellies. (Silky: It was … Continue reading Billy The Slow Loris Goes To The Beach
A History Of Historic Historians
...it's not hysterical CritterCon 11 Con Day Four (By Penny) Hi, I'm Penny and I won the writing lottery to post the final day's report from CritterCon 11. We had our final breakfast at Waffles From Outer Space this morning. I'll miss their tuna & sardine waffles. (Luke: I had the bacon and more … Continue reading A History Of Historic Historians
A Cow With A Plan
...a plan to run straight through a new garden CritterCon 11 Con Day Three (By Roxie) Greetings everyone! I'm Roxie and here is my Saturday con report. Most of us had breakfast early at Pancakeville, but those who overdid themselves at the dance last night decided to sleep in a bit until their pain … Continue reading A Cow With A Plan
It’s Only A Crazy Scheme If You Fail
...uh, no CritterCon 11 Con Day Two (By Goldie) Hello! I'm Goldie and this is my first time at a con like this one and my first time writing something like this. I'd like to start by thanking the Fabulous Four for helping Penny and myself get used to being in human bodies … Continue reading It’s Only A Crazy Scheme If You Fail
Five Things Not To Tell A Dragon
...#3: "I have a big bag of gold right here!" CritterCon 11 Con Day One (By Max) Hiya, folks! I'm writing this late and so I'm going to just give a basic rundown of what everyone did. If I leave anything out, I'm sure a commenter will correct me. Breakfast: was at Waffles From … Continue reading Five Things Not To Tell A Dragon
Goons In The Tool Shed
...we never knew how they got in. The Doclopedia #1,370 Assorted Characters: The King Of Dice The true name of the King of Dice, along with his whereabouts after the Great Dungeon Delve, may never be known. Rumor has it that he was the actual author of 2nd Edition Monsters & Mayhem. The story goes … Continue reading Goons In The Tool Shed
A Total Sex Monkey
...oddly, it was not an insult If It's Sunday, It Must Be D&D Day! After many years of playing RPGs only at cons, last August I started playing in a D&D 5th edition game run by Jessica Miller, a local DM. So far, we have played one multi-month series that ended when we either died … Continue reading A Total Sex Monkey
The Hugely Important, Yet Totally Silly, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Robot Fish
...co-starring her cousin Myrtle, who only has 8 toes Dog Con 7 Day 1: In which we start off in Canada, learn more about snowshoes than we thought possible, have free food & beer and have a Humans vs Critters gaming throwdown. 5:30 am It is just after sun up and we are … Continue reading The Hugely Important, Yet Totally Silly, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Robot Fish
Give Me All The Chocolate Bars And Nobody Gets Hurt
..Damn, I love Halloween! The Doclopedia #888 How I Got The Nickname “Doc”: The Prison Story (NOTE: None of these stories are true. Despite persistent rumors, I have never done time in prison.) "I got the nickname when I did a nickel in Chino back in the late 70's. I was the only guy … Continue reading Give Me All The Chocolate Bars And Nobody Gets Hurt
Dogs Makiing Milkshakes, Cats Frying French Fries, Mice Flipping Burgers
...it's an animal land IN N OUT franchise A Few Words On Future LJ Experiments I know I ended the Dungeon Delving game, but be of good cheer, Dear Readers...more experiments are on the way! Now, none of them will be designed for a long haul, but some will involve group storytelling/roleplaying. Others will be … Continue reading Dogs Makiing Milkshakes, Cats Frying French Fries, Mice Flipping Burgers
The Very Creepy, Yet Surprisingly Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Halloween House
...costarring her worst enemy, Almost Yellow Yolanda Doc Update 1: The game room is coming along nicely. Pix to come on Sunday or Monday. 2: The Giant Hawaiian Gourd seeds I planted have resulted in two smallish gourd vines and one humongous vine. How humongous, you ask? Try 73 feet from the tip of one … Continue reading The Very Creepy, Yet Surprisingly Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Halloween House
The Nine Ways To Catch A Hippo
...using only a net, some old socks and a pie Stuff-O-Rama 1: Watched The Dresden Files on Sci Fi Channel. Pretty good adaptation, despite a couple of slightly jarring changes from the books. The actor playing Harry does a fine job. 2: I went and bought tea and spices from the herb/spice lady at the … Continue reading The Nine Ways To Catch A Hippo
Harry Potter And The Dildo Of Fire
...Professor Snape better watch out! Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe Grace and I saw it this morning. In my opinion, it's a good movie, but not a great one. The acting was fine and the fx were well done, it's just that the whole story was...not different enough. I've seen … Continue reading Harry Potter And The Dildo Of Fire
Never Bitchslap A Sasquatch
...unless you are one badass mofo Iron Chef Aslin Way Yesterday, Grace asked me what she should buy for dinner tonight. I said "Let's do an Iron Chef night. You buy some mystery ingredients and I'll use all my culinary skills to win the people's acclaim forever." And thus, a new tradition was born here … Continue reading Never Bitchslap A Sasquatch