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Module R-9:The Iron Castle Of The Vampire Queen
...for characters of level 9 or higher . CritterCon 12 . Trip Day Eleven: In Which We Finally Return To Hogar Dulce Hogar . Well, folks, we got home around 11:45. mostly thanks to an airspeed of 225 mph. It's good to be home. The kids have invited over about 40 of their school chums … Continue reading Module R-9:The Iron Castle Of The Vampire Queen
Pork Chop Salad
... Mmmmmm . CritterCon 12 Trip Day Ten: In Which We Get Our Kicks Above Route 66 . We woke up this morning with the Bus straddling the Texas/New Mexico border, about a mile north of Interstate 40, much of which took the place of old Route 66. Once we were all ready for … Continue reading Pork Chop Salad
Don’t Tease The Flesh Golem!
...he's sensitive CritterCon 12Trip Day Nine (Con Day 4): In Which More Games Are Played, Love & Hate Go Center Stage, Goodbyes Are Said, And Good Lord, Is There Ever Pie It is late and I need to bust ass to finish this before midnight. Quick and dirty, folks!Breakfast: Waffles From Outer Space! Ate too … Continue reading Don’t Tease The Flesh Golem!
Wicked Hamsters Belittled My Emu
...so he ate the little fuckers CritterCon 12 . Trip Day Eight (Con Day 3): In Which The Great And Powerful Cupcake Rides A Dragon, Old Time Radio Is Done, Cars Go To War, And Pubs Are Crawled . The day started with breakfast in bed for everyone, once again courtesy of Mr. & Mrs. … Continue reading Wicked Hamsters Belittled My Emu
Good God, Sir, Have You No Morals?
...yes, but they're pretty malleable . . CritterCon 12 Trip Day Seven (Con Day 2): In Which Many Shenanigans Take Place, Mud Is Applied, Weenies Are Compared And Partying Is Pulperiffic . It is very late, like, 2:45 in the morning, and I am more than a little intoxicated and tired from partying. You, Gentle … Continue reading Good God, Sir, Have You No Morals?
Chapter 415: In Which Our Hero, Temporarily Bereft Of Funds And In Debt At A Brothel, Robs A French Prince While Dressed As A Strumpet
...BEFORE any business could take place . . CritterCon 12 . Trip Day Six (Con Day 1): In Which Games Are Played, Panels Are Participated In, Food Is Eaten, And Werewolves Are Not Found In London . As I often do when reporting on cons, I will be giving the quick and dirty version of … Continue reading Chapter 415: In Which Our Hero, Temporarily Bereft Of Funds And In Debt At A Brothel, Robs A French Prince While Dressed As A Strumpet
Dr. Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Observe A Disturbance In The Forest
...caused by a very large moose CritterCon 12 Trip Day Five: In Which We Arrive In Critter City, Have A Good Cry, And Gather Together Our Extended Family NOTE: You have probably wondered where the critter commentary is this year. Truth is, they all decided to just comment once we got to the con, so … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Observe A Disturbance In The Forest
The Return Of Pete The Wonder Monkey
...he's back and ready to party in your ear. CritterCon 12 Trip Day Four: In Which We Enter Oklahoma, Then Texas, Only To Find Both States Full Of Kaiju I would like to apologize for the brevity of this post, but it has been a very long day. 19 hours long, to be exact. Here's … Continue reading The Return Of Pete The Wonder Monkey
Dogs Riding Motorcycles, Cats Driving Sports Cars, Mice In Pickup Trucks
...Vrooom! CritterCon 12 Trip Day Three: In Which Our Merry Band Of Adventurers Deal With Assorted Invasions And A Flea Market Of Unusual Size. For our third day, we woke up in Pagosa Springs, Colorado, several hundred miles east of where we went to bed in Kanab. Apparently, somebody who was not me … Continue reading Dogs Riding Motorcycles, Cats Driving Sports Cars, Mice In Pickup Trucks
The Big Broadcast Of 2010
...featuring all of your favorite stars CritterCon 12 Trip Day Two: In Which We Actually Encounter Roadside Attractions While Buckling A Swash In The Sky Sunday, August 11th, 8:49 PM We began our day by once again re-configuring the cab of the Bus. This time, it was turned into a airship, seemingly floating a couple … Continue reading The Big Broadcast Of 2010
We Don’t Speak Of The Purple Underwear
...we keep it locked away CritterCon 12 Trip Day One 1: In Which The Starship “Bus” Goes Where No Blue Raccoon Has Gone Before Saturday, August 10th, 8:30 PM Well, our first day of travel went well. True to his word, Brownie woke me up at 6:30 so we could get going by … Continue reading We Don’t Speak Of The Purple Underwear
The Rare And Beautiful 15 Toed Melon Eating Ape Of Potawango Island
...they do love their melons. CritterCon 12 Intro: Friday, August 9th, 5:30 PM Note: Sadly, we are making this year's trip without Silky, Daisy & Max, who passed away in November (Silky) and at the end of June (Daisy & Max). We miss them terribly and this trip report is dedicated to them. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful 15 Toed Melon Eating Ape Of Potawango Island
Billy The Slow Loris Goes To The Beach
...slowly, of course CritterCon 11 Trip Day Eleven (By Misty) Hello, everybody! Misty here with your trip report for today. We started the day with an early breakfast at a campground about 50 miles north of Critter City. As always, it was scrummy and we left the table with full bellies. (Silky: It was … Continue reading Billy The Slow Loris Goes To The Beach
A History Of Historic Historians
...it's not hysterical CritterCon 11 Con Day Four (By Penny) Hi, I'm Penny and I won the writing lottery to post the final day's report from CritterCon 11. We had our final breakfast at Waffles From Outer Space this morning. I'll miss their tuna & sardine waffles. (Luke: I had the bacon and more … Continue reading A History Of Historic Historians
A Cow With A Plan
...a plan to run straight through a new garden CritterCon 11 Con Day Three (By Roxie) Greetings everyone! I'm Roxie and here is my Saturday con report. Most of us had breakfast early at Pancakeville, but those who overdid themselves at the dance last night decided to sleep in a bit until their pain … Continue reading A Cow With A Plan
It’s Only A Crazy Scheme If You Fail
...uh, no CritterCon 11 Con Day Two (By Goldie) Hello! I'm Goldie and this is my first time at a con like this one and my first time writing something like this. I'd like to start by thanking the Fabulous Four for helping Penny and myself get used to being in human bodies … Continue reading It’s Only A Crazy Scheme If You Fail
Five Things Not To Tell A Dragon
...#3: "I have a big bag of gold right here!" CritterCon 11 Con Day One (By Max) Hiya, folks! I'm writing this late and so I'm going to just give a basic rundown of what everyone did. If I leave anything out, I'm sure a commenter will correct me. Breakfast: was at Waffles From … Continue reading Five Things Not To Tell A Dragon
Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Attend A Dance
...nothing at all like hilarity ensued CritterCon 11 Trip Day Six/Con Day 0 (By Silky) Hello everyone! It has been a fairly busy day, so let's dive right into our recap. Our first and only stop was at The World Famous Monster Cars Of Texas. This place has 205 cars, pickups, big rigs and motorcycles … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Attend A Dance
Bucky & Squint Meet Some Dames
...love was in the New Jersey air CritterCon 11 Trip Day Five (By Sasha) Hello, Dear Readers. Sasha here with all the trip news of the day. Before we get started, I'm going to answer the question that at least some of you long time readers might have: If it's Tuesday and we are starting … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Meet Some Dames
This Time, We Send The Short Guy In First
...he'll be harder to hit CritterCon 11 Trip Day Four (By Leon) (Note from Daisy: This entry is short because this dumb cat kept napping and getting distracted and shit.) Hi there! Leon here with our day four report, which will be kind of quick and dirty and a little late because I was busy … Continue reading This Time, We Send The Short Guy In First
Land Of 1,000 Dunces
...wait, that wasn't the song title CritterCon 11 Trip Day Three (By Janet) Hello there! I'm Janet and I'm a skunk. I'll be writing today's trip report, but first, I'd just like to thank everyone for being so nice and accepting of me. We skunks tend to keep everyone away via our not undeserved reputation, … Continue reading Land Of 1,000 Dunces
Module Q-2: Lair Of The Rare Were-Bear
...for 6 to 10 adventurers of level 8-10 CritterCon 11 Trip Day Two (By Luke) Hi there! Luke here, with your Day Two report, and what a day it was. We all got up around 7 this morning and had a truly legendary breakfast provided by our KitchenBots, Julia, Jacques and Alton. No matter … Continue reading Module Q-2: Lair Of The Rare Were-Bear
We Have Love Biscuits!
...made with extra love, seasoned with lust CritterCon 11 Trip Day One (by Daisy) Hi, folks! Daisy here with our Day One trip report. Daddy woke us all up at 6 this morning and Jeeves served up some great BREAKFASSSTTT FOOORRR DOGGGSSS! And cats, rabbits and skunks. We all chowed down and then found … Continue reading We Have Love Biscuits!
Doc Tempest VS The Unspeakable Horror
...from the August, 1951 issue CritterCon 11 Trip Day One, Intro (July 20th) Greetings, Gentle Readers! Once again it's time for our annual trip to the greatest imaginary gaming con ever, CritterCon 11. The local time is 5:00 am and I have just finished a hearty bowl of Cap'n Crunch and am about to … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Unspeakable Horror
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