...in a steel cage match . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #31 We Arrive At The Ocean, But What's Next? Rabbitsday 3, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, Diary, in a few minutes I'll be sending you back home via the portal that was meant to … Continue reading Petey Penguin VS Fruitbear →

...and the Ice Cream Dwarves will stop them! . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #30 We Have Our Own Adventures Ottersday 3, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, it is the morning of our fourth day and in a couple of hours, we'll be leaving Moonbow … Continue reading The Chili Kobolds Are On The Move →

...much to the chagrin of my ancestors . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #29 The Great City Of Moonbow Wolfsday 3, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, After a three day long ride through woods and meadows, with about half of that being found on rather steep hills, we arrived at … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Salt Cod, Whisky, or Potatoes →

...hard to believe, I know . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #28 We Entertain The Locals Rabbitsday 2, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, The elves of Rainflower village are wonderful and hospitable people, Diary. They are generous with their food and knowledge. We learned quite a … Continue reading It Only Gets Crazier From Here On →

...it was beef against pork against chicken. . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #27 Elves Of A Different Color Ottersday 2, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Since I last wrote, much has happened. About 30 minutes after I finished writing, we came to a section of … Continue reading Memories Of The Meat Wars →

...run! . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #25 We Come To A Town Wolfsday 2, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Olivia finished her ritual about three hours before sunrise, then went to sleep for a couple of hours. She woke up in time for breakfast just … Continue reading Loose Shrews →

...cruisin' and singin' the blues . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #24 The Eternal Forest Dogsday 1, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, Diary, we followed the big river for a day and a half, but then we saw an enormous creature that looked like an alligator with longer legs … Continue reading Moondog In A ’57 Chevy On 101 At Midnight →

...starring Steve Reeves . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #23 Encounters A'plenty! Ottersday 1, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, We left our camp at about an hour after dawn this morning. The forest is, as I mentioned last time, much more normal looking and less dark. … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Gladiator Movies →

...now she's next door, in the other building . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #22 A Rapid Descent Into A Strange Land Ottersday 1, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, We left the cavern of the Calanoy this morning, about an hour after sunrise. We were told … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Has Left The Building →

...and things go surprisingly well . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #21 We Make New Friends Foxday 1, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, today was a very interesting day. Yesterday evening, we made it to as high as one can go on horseback, or probably … Continue reading Handsome Joe Meets The Five Blue Budgies →

...on Parler . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #20 Lost In The Skylifter Mountains Wolfsday 1, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, These last few days have been an absolute trial on us, physically, mentally and emotionally. We have been lost in the mountains until late this … Continue reading The California Kid & Spider Mess With The “Patriots” →

...this time with lemon drops . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary A Side Trip Is Taken Rabbitsday 4, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, We are three days out of Weskolia now, and things have not been dull. The road we are following is, in fact, the ancient … Continue reading The Candy Elves Are At It Again! →

...those pigeons love a good time . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary We Leave Weskolia And Follow The “Sky Road” Foxday 4, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, We left Weskolia this morning after spending two weeks helping the women there adapt to their new found rights and … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Visit The Party Pigeons →

...the Trekkies are cracking up right now . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary We Strike Several Blows For Womankind Bearsday 2, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, As I write this, it is nearing sundown on our second day in the city and I, for one, am ready … Continue reading Gorn In The USA →

...or spats, for that matter . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary The Kingdom Of Weskolia Dogsday 2, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, As predicted, we arrived on the small hill that overlooks the city of Weskol just about midnight. The city gates were shut and locked, as we could tell from … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Cats, Hats, or Cricket Bats →

...the pigs are purple, not the water . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Across The Sea Of Grass Ottersday 2, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, You would think walking across a vast sea of grass like this would be boring, but it isn't. Here we are, a … Continue reading Purple Water Pigs →

...starring Frank Ruger and Sylvia Corn . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Our Return To Daylight...And Birds Catsday 2, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, We woke up this morning to two wonderful things. First was the smell of freshly brewed Theskian tea. We have not had it … Continue reading Tonight’s Episode: Poisoned Love →

...and cats, if they'll listen . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary We Make A Hasty Exit Wolfsday 2, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Our time in the side tunnel, with most of us in the Bag of Huge Capacity, lasted for nearly 5 hours. Those Zargoblins do … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Singing To Dogs →

...need to post fast . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Our Party Encounters The Unexpected Dogsday1, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, As I write this, we are hiding in a small side tunnel in hopes of avoiding getting eaten by several hundred zargoblins. I shall explain how … Continue reading Nothing Here To See →

...who played Slikblok Gnomes on the telly . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary We Attempt To Beat The Heat Rabbitsday1, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, we are underground again and have been for a day and a half. Much like the route through the Wall Mountains, … Continue reading How I Met Buggerwank Camelpatch →

...and turns into a shitty diapered baby. . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Guests Of The Aiya Foxday 1, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, travel through the desert is not any better than it was the last time we did it. The major difference this time … Continue reading Loser McLoserface Loses The Race →

...I love Duppy Fogs! . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Preparations For Desert Travel Ottersday 4, Comet Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, these last two days have been busy, but not terribly interesting. For the most part, we have been preparing to cross the desert that lies … Continue reading Puzzy Fuppies →

...my favorite magazine . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Passing Through The Wall Mountains Catsday 2, Comet Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, these last few days have been a mix of extremely boring and extremely frightening. I speak for all five of us when I say that … Continue reading Amazing Beer Adventures! →

...that was SO GROSS! . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary We Dine With A Giant Bearsday 1, Comet Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, After spending several days getting up to the base of the Wall Mountains, we found that the remnant of the Great Road that we were … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Rotten Eggs Start Exploding →