...they pretty much looked like regular guys. . Become a Patron! Only if you want to! . The Doclopedia #1,977 Unusual Murder Weapons: Frozen Cheese Sandwich . “Ya know, Bill, if you wrote this one up for some episode of a tv cop show, they'd laugh in your face. One scientist gets pissed off at … Continue reading Attack Of The Giant Dwarves
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Bucky & Squint Are Done Screwing Around!
...and then they both walked into a glass door . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,674 Dog & Cats Living Together: Jake & Frankie The Dog: Jake, a poodle/terrier mix The Cat: Frankie, an orange tabby The Living Situation: Jake & Frankie live in Oakland, California, with Je'Rome, a more or less starving artist. … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Are Done Screwing Around!
Chapter 329: In Which Our Hero Tickles A Wench And Makes Saucy Comments To A Nun
...the nun was not amused . The Doclopedia #1,489 Is This Your...: Cat? . I'm just asking because you have several cats, Mrs Fenster, so I thought you might have a new one. I mean, he comes over to my house every night and I feed him, but I used to do that with your … Continue reading Chapter 329: In Which Our Hero Tickles A Wench And Makes Saucy Comments To A Nun
Rocky Road High School
...was that a Ramones song? The Doclopedia #1,370 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “U” U is for: Uma Pool Uma and her sister, Deb have a 9 story tower farm in the south area. They raise a wide variety of melons and squash, mostly for the seeds, which they sell to various other farmers planetwide. … Continue reading Rocky Road High School
Working In A Troll Mine
...going down down down WOOHOO! The Doclopedia is back! The theme for the next few entries is "Strange Pet Ailments". The Doclopedia #1,205 Strange Pet Ailments: Feline Transparency Syndrome Cat owners everywhere are worried about this new ailment that slowly renders the animal nearly invisible. Since cats are often underfoot and move pretty much silently, … Continue reading Working In A Troll Mine
Alien Goldfish Hunted My Springboks
...thank goodness they could only do it for a few seconds at a time. The Doclopedia #1,197 Critter Avengers Choice: Daisy: The Adventures Of Doc Savage On Earth 3B, this animated series (which alternates with “The Shadow” every 6 episodes) has been running for 15 years and gets high ratings. The visual style is very … Continue reading Alien Goldfish Hunted My Springboks
My Life Among The Wild Writers
...which is actually most of them. Below, Sasha's latest rant. Sasha Explains It All Why You Can Never Really Talk To Your Dog I know, I know. The first thing you humans say to that is “well, they don't understand <insert your local language here> anyway”. Typical human arrogance. Look, dogs have been hooked … Continue reading My Life Among The Wild Writers
The Sausage Fairies Come Out At Night
...which is good, because they're kinda strange Dog Con 7 Day 14, Con Day 1: In which we review the wedding & party, everybody just plays the hell out of games, then parties like it's 1889 8:30 pm The wedding went off perfectly, with Morris the Cat officiating. For cats, having Morris do … Continue reading The Sausage Fairies Come Out At Night
Sassy Wombats Ridiculed My Partridges
...it was terrible to hear The Doclopedia #1,143Bad Dogs: Yin YinAmong the affluent young capitalist of Shanghai, owning a purebred dog is a status symbol. Owning a unique purebred dog puts you at the top of the heap. The owners of Yin Yin have such a dog, since he is a pure white miniature long haired … Continue reading Sassy Wombats Ridiculed My Partridges
Doc Tempest VS The Princess Of Death
...from the December, 1955 issue The Doclopedia #1,110The Alphabet: T is for… Trout Pudding......(with or without herring sauce) has been a very popular dessert dish on CatEarth for over 300 years. Basically a vanilla pudding with finely chopped raw trout and a mix of small rodent parts, most humans would find it revolting, but most dogs would … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Princess Of Death
Janie Got A Gnu
...song title if Aerosmith were dyslexic The Doclopedia #904 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Zombie Apocalypse World Great Present: A solar rechargeable pulse laser rifle with head targeting technology Terrible Present: Eau De Brains perfume The Doclopedia #905 Great Presents/Terrible Presents: ...On A Dog World Great Present: BACON! Pretty much anything made out of or … Continue reading Janie Got A Gnu
A Room Full Of Boobs
...I got through it by doing the breast stroke The Doclopedia #473 More Cats & Dogs Living Together: Pee Wee & Skinny On the same Pulp Era Dog & Cat Earth where you can find Bark Savage, the Dog of Bronze, you can also find Martino “Pee Wee” Pupinelli (smallish male mutt) and Hazel “Skinny” … Continue reading A Room Full Of Boobs
The Strangely Romantic, Yet Also Philosophical, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Robotic Punkin’ Chunker
...co-starring her pet river otter, Susie We start a new theme today, folks. Well, actually, it's a revisit to a very old theme. Enjoy! The Doclopedia #471 More Cats & Dogs Living Together: Hector & Felicity Hector, a German Shepherd/Staffordshire Terrier mix, and Felicity, an American Shorthair, live in a world where the stupid humans … Continue reading The Strangely Romantic, Yet Also Philosophical, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Robotic Punkin’ Chunker
The White Witch And Rock & Roll Debbie Team Up
...and I was very afraid Damn, both Grace and I are getting antsy to go on vacation. From now on, no more going 2 years without a trip somewhere that lasts at least a week. And now, the start of a week of characters where ya get two fer the price of one! The Doclopedia … Continue reading The White Witch And Rock & Roll Debbie Team Up
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